Caption this creepy Peyton Manning picture

[Phokus]

I posted this picture yesterday here, but KSK had the wonderful idea of doing a caption contest based on the picture:

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/11/ksk-kollaborative-kaption-kontest.html

http://bp1.blogger.com/_P_Wj_L6IyI4/Rzmn4PEKb8I/AAAAAAAAAPw/NLSwPbzjNOk/s1600-h/manningvampire.jpg

Mine:

"Manning.... wants.... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!"

"Get your Peyton Manning Halloween mask, only 2 payments of 19.99!"

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"

"Damnit, gotta get indoors before the full moon completes my transformation!"

"This is the face i'm going to use for my new Imodium AD anti-Diahrea commercial"

 

[WhiZa]

"aaaaaaaaadam!"

 

[marty]

To borrow from another thread,

"Just three words....I did it, I did it." "It was a special moment"(chin quivering)

 

[sbcpats70]

 

[Arrrr]

hahahaha A + sir

 

[Metaphors]

"SORGI!!! Rub my forehead until the $@#$@!#$ pink triangle is gone! Bad enough I have a forehead the size of an IMAX screen, but does it have to be %@$#@%@#! discolored too!"

 

[BradyFTW!]

"Some people calls it a banana blade, but I calls it a slingblade, yessum."

 

[reflexblue]

Sorbe, I TOLD you to get my GOOBER Beans!!!

 

[reflexblue]

Or,MORON!! How could you miss that?

 

[slam]

"puttin' On Da Riiiiitzzz!"

 

[RobAllan]

"

PayMeTons Manning
QB - Indinecropolis Dolts
Mutant League Football

"

 

[PatsFanSince74]

Polian was supposed to move the d^#n goalpost!

 

[Phokus]

That's sweet! I made one myself just now, based on one of my submissions:

 

[Farpost]

Great, we got another idiot kicker!

 

[scott c]

I want my mommy....................:singing:

 

[Arrrr]

This thread is begging for a photoshop of Manning to look like those 30 Days of Night vampires. DO IT SOMEBODY

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Hey Slam, I used your "excuse generator" and got...

"I'm pathetic. Our team is So much better it's not even funny the Patriots, who are evil. If not for the wahhh! bad luck! we would have won the game. How can they be the better team, when we have a laser rocket arm quarterback? What are we going to do with all our big foam Colts #1 finger now? I don't care if they have cap management, we're still the better team. We just beat ourselves."

Oh and about that caption...

If it's not DRUNKS it's HAS BEENS... what would Gostkowski cost us anyway?

PFnV

 

[jays52]

"Who t-bagged me?!!!"

 

[carolinatony]

We s^&k again!

 

[jays52]

I think you should caption............

THIS

"Despite wearing this gay tankini, I still go to bed with Giselle, have won three superbowl titles, and am a multi-millionare. So, I guess I can pull it off"