Caption this creepy Peyton Manning picture

[LiveShot]

Gawd d%#*!@t, My Pants Are Full Of Guano....................money Kicker My Ass!

 

[VJCPatriot]

Peyton: Do you know how this feels Sorgi? It's like kissing my sister! Or worse the time Bubba didn't use the lube. My god Sorgi he didn't use ANY lube!
Sorgi: If I pretend I didn't hear that, maybe he'll stop talking...

 

[FrontSeven]

What is with you pissants? You expect a guy to walk around dead pan when this is his whole life going up in smoke?

What ever happened to "passion for the game" and "fire in the belly"?

You can't be serious. What is this place, a Peyton Manning pissing hole? Grow the hell up. You guys sound like high school boys with penis envy. Every day I log in and every day there is another anti-Colts, anti-Manning, anti something going on here. What is your obsession? Can you say "OBSESSED"?

I remember seeing Tom, in camp no less, miss a pass to some receiver and he immediately dropped to the ground and began pounding on the turf while he shouted obscenities. What do you have to say about that? Don't crap your pants for finding this out but Tom has a temper. He just hides it pretty well, but he has actual emotions, the same ones that Peyton Manning wears on his sleeve. Is it OK with you guys if some people wear emotions on their sleeve, or do we all have to pretend like you?

Dumb asses.

 

[jays52]

What is with you pissants? You expect a guy to walk around dead pan when this is his whole life going up in smoke?

What ever happened to "passion for the game" and "fire in the belly"?

You can't be serious. What is this place, a Peyton Manning pissing hole? Grow the hell up. You guys sound like high school boys with penis envy. Every day I log in and every day there is another anti-Colts, anti-Manning, anti something going on here. What is your obsession? Can you say "OBSESSED"?

I remember seeing Tom, in camp no less, miss a pass to some receiver and he immediately dropped to the ground and began pounding on the turf while he shouted obscenities. What do you have to say about that? Don't crap your pants for finding this out but Tom has a temper. He just hides it pretty well, but he has actual emotions, the same ones that Peyton Manning wears on his sleeve. Is it OK with you guys if some people wear emotions on their sleeve, or do we all have to pretend like you?

Dumb asses.

A few thoughts in response. 1) I'm a short irishman from boston, penis envy is something that I will NEVER HAVE, YOU HEAR ME?!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! 2) On a more serious note, theres a difference between pouting like a loser an having the phallic fire of a champion.

 

[PatriotsReign]

Is it just me or does anyone else think Peyton has had some hair transplant procedure done? I could have sworn he had less hair 2-3 years ago...

Anyone?

 

[oldskool138]

"This...Is...Sparta!!!!"

 

[Lampshade]

What is with you pissants? You expect a guy to walk around dead pan when this is his whole life going up in smoke?

What ever happened to "passion for the game" and "fire in the belly"?

You can't be serious. What is this place, a Peyton Manning pissing hole? Grow the hell up. You guys sound like high school boys with penis envy. Every day I log in and every day there is another anti-Colts, anti-Manning, anti something going on here. What is your obsession? Can you say "OBSESSED"?

I remember seeing Tom, in camp no less, miss a pass to some receiver and he immediately dropped to the ground and began pounding on the turf while he shouted obscenities. What do you have to say about that? Don't crap your pants for finding this out but Tom has a temper. He just hides it pretty well, but he has actual emotions, the same ones that Peyton Manning wears on his sleeve. Is it OK with you guys if some people wear emotions on their sleeve, or do we all have to pretend like you?

Dumb asses.

That's the winner! Tough to fit all of it on the picture though.

 

[Ice Cold Bruschi]

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

 

[pheenix11]

What is with you pissants? You expect a guy to walk around dead pan when this is his whole life going up in smoke?

What ever happened to "passion for the game" and "fire in the belly"?

You can't be serious. What is this place, a Peyton Manning pissing hole? Grow the hell up. You guys sound like high school boys with penis envy. Every day I log in and every day there is another anti-Colts, anti-Manning, anti something going on here. What is your obsession? Can you say "OBSESSED"?

I remember seeing Tom, in camp no less, miss a pass to some receiver and he immediately dropped to the ground and began pounding on the turf while he shouted obscenities. What do you have to say about that? Don't crap your pants for finding this out but Tom has a temper. He just hides it pretty well, but he has actual emotions, the same ones that Peyton Manning wears on his sleeve. Is it OK with you guys if some people wear emotions on their sleeve, or do we all have to pretend like you?

Dumb asses.

Peyton is that you?

If so, you suck.

 

[Seacoast Fan]

What is with you pissants? You expect a guy to walk around dead pan when this is his whole life going up in smoke?

What ever happened to "passion for the game" and "fire in the belly"?

You can't be serious. What is this place, a Peyton Manning pissing hole? Grow the hell up. You guys sound like high school boys with penis envy. Every day I log in and every day there is another anti-Colts, anti-Manning, anti something going on here. What is your obsession? Can you say "OBSESSED"?

I remember seeing Tom, in camp no less, miss a pass to some receiver and he immediately dropped to the ground and began pounding on the turf while he shouted obscenities. What do you have to say about that? Don't crap your pants for finding this out but Tom has a temper. He just hides it pretty well, but he has actual emotions, the same ones that Peyton Manning wears on his sleeve. Is it OK with you guys if some people wear emotions on their sleeve, or do we all have to pretend like you?

Dumb asses.

Its an internet message board. If you want inspirational tomes, you need to look elsewhere.

 

[Arrrr]

That's the winner! Tough to fit all of it on the picture though.

hahaha. Also front seven lighten up. I'm a colts fan and i think that picture is hilarious.

 

[Hollywood_Brady]

d%#*!@t, there goes my geico commercial deal...

 

[pwes]

What is with you pissants? You expect a guy to walk around dead pan when this is his whole life going up in smoke?

What ever happened to "passion for the game" and "fire in the belly"?

You can't be serious. What is this place, a Peyton Manning pissing hole? Grow the hell up. You guys sound like high school boys with penis envy. Every day I log in and every day there is another anti-Colts, anti-Manning, anti something going on here. What is your obsession? Can you say "OBSESSED"?

I remember seeing Tom, in camp no less, miss a pass to some receiver and he immediately dropped to the ground and began pounding on the turf while he shouted obscenities. What do you have to say about that? Don't crap your pants for finding this out but Tom has a temper. He just hides it pretty well, but he has actual emotions, the same ones that Peyton Manning wears on his sleeve. Is it OK with you guys if some people wear emotions on their sleeve, or do we all have to pretend like you?

Dumb asses.

Christ it's just a funny picture. They do captions with Pats players too. Lighten up some. There is no reason for you to be wound up this tight all the time, especially when it comes to the Colts.

 

[doug64]

Man I wish I was Tom Brady.

 

[SlipperyWhenWes]

"I said Soy Milk in this Latte, Sorgi.

You know I have a problem."

 

[patsonmyback]

Where are those cameras!!!!!

 

[Frezo]

"I COULD'VE BEEN BEOWULF!!"

 

[RxJock1120]

I posted this picture yesterday here, but KSK had the wonderful idea of doing a caption contest based on the picture:

http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/11/ksk-kollaborative-kaption-kontest.html

http://bp1.blogger.com/_P_Wj_L6IyI4/Rzmn4PEKb8I/AAAAAAAAAPw/NLSwPbzjNOk/s1600-h/manningvampire.jpg

Mine:

"Manning.... wants.... BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!"

"Get your Peyton Manning Halloween mask, only 2 payments of 19.99!"

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"

"Damnit, gotta get indoors before the full moon completes my transformation!"

"This is the face i'm going to use for my new Imodium AD anti-Diahrea commercial"

"One more push and this turd better come out. Se if you can catch this one Chargers!!!"

 

[Michael]

They want my ring, my preeeeeeeecioussssss.

 

[ATippett56]

Adriiiaaaaan! or It's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!