Broncos Fight Sea Sickness Aboard Media Yacht

[SB39]

What moron thought this idea up? I thought I was reading an Onion article. I'm a bit surprised it isn't getting more play.

Broncos Fight Sea Sickness Aboard Media Yacht - ABC News

One of the Denver Broncos’ last media sessions before their highly anticipated Super Bowl battle with the Seattle Seahawks on Sunday may also have been their most miserable.

Several players on Wednesday reported feeling ill aboard the luxury liner, the Cornucopia Majesty. There media interviews have been held since Sunday, with the ship, moored on the Hudson River, swaying back and forth.

“They didn’t have any sea legs,” said Keesha Ojeda, assistant manager for the cruise line, saying that reports from the crew indicated the Broncos were wobbly but “O.K.”

 

[captain stone]

Too bad they didn't all drown, including the media contingent.

 

[dannydyn]

Too bad they didn't all drown, including the media contingent.

Would have beeb priceless if Manning and the rest of his offensive toys were caught on camera yapping on each other

 

[borg]

Seriously?
Seasick...........on a megayacht ...........tied to a dock................on a river?
Sounds like a convenient excuse to hide a hangover.

 

[Wax Frog]

“They didn’t have any sea legs,”

Well, so much for gameday botulism

 

[Tunescribe]

I wonder if the forehead sinks or floats.

 

[Joker]

"Omahurl! Omahurl! Hut hut....bleaaaahhhhh....

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

"Omahurl! Omahurl! Hut hut....bleaaaahhhhh....

This probably makes me a bad, bad person but I fervently pray to see The Forehead and the Donks hurling and you know what else all over the field Sunday in a debacle that makes the Eagles McNabb's puking look small.

 

[Christiancat]

Oh wow, hope they are all feeling better sea sickness is no fun.