BREAKING NEWS: Randomk1 signed by NE Patriots

[condon84]

Are you daring to question BB on this signing?

I'm not impressed by his 40 time...

 

[Patriot Missile]

This is Randomk1 today.




This is Randomk1 after tomorrow.

 

[E1Downey]

Haha good fun thread!

In bill we trust right??? Good luck to you out there. And if you play well for a couple of years and want a new contract, then just hold out on the team and insult Mr. Kraft, I hear it works!

Haha jk I'm actually a big mankins fan.

 

[Dufflebagz]

Woman? You damn hater...i told you i wasn't in shape...it was offseason,give me a ******* break!

Uh-oh, he's got an attitude problem

Keep it up and you'll lose your media interview privelages.

 

[BingoBrown]

So your the one who parachuted in.

 

[makoute]

Made of glass

 

[RussFrancis]

Sent them my resume- not all that talented but i make up for it in heart..6ft 190 pounds,4.6 40,25 inch vertical,BP 1 rep,no history of injuries so far. My former boss at my office vouched for my remarkable character and high work ethic...i also married his daughter.

Been wanting to get into football for a long time and here's my shot. BB called me up and he said he liked what he saw on tape- most of it included me stopping my poodle from catching the frisbee.

I'll probably see time as outside CB or safety.

I'll be your Rudy!!!

Dont get comfortable, randomk1. You'll no doubt be cut the day after tomorrow. But to then subsequently encourage you, dont get down, because you'll likely be re-signed by Wednesday.

 

[randomk1]

Dont get comfortable, randomk1. You'll no doubt be cut the day after tomorrow. But to then subsequently encourage you, dont get down, because you'll likely be re-signed by Wednesday.

No i won't. I honestly believe tomorrow could be a 1st game breakout game for me. I've been doing some catching up on my film study and i noticed a big flaw in Roethlisberger's game. It's that he's Ben Roethlisberger. Pretty confident i'll get the pick six. Any celebration requests?

 

[Gwedd]

So your the one who parachuted in.

I hope that's a photoshop, because the dude isn't wearing a parachute. It's a knapsack.........

I just hope you didn't graduate from Corning U, 'cause we've had enough players made of glass.

 

[RussFrancis]

No i won't. I honestly believe tomorrow could be a 1st game breakout game for me. I've been doing some catching up on my film study and i noticed a big flaw in Roethlisberger's game. It's that he's Ben Roethlisberger. Pretty confident i'll get the pick six. Any celebration requests?

Maybe a shortened version of the 'electric slide'. The TO pompom thing would be my 2nd request. That thing just cant be topped.

 

[RayClay]

Long as you're "all in." [/Reiss]

 

[LuthierJr]

I wouldn't trust the guy. Word on the street is he teamed up with Brandon Spikes for an encore on Chatroulette.

 

[NinjaZX6R]

I wouldn't trust the guy. Word on the street is he teamed up with Brandon Spikes for an encore on Chatroulette.

MENTAL IMAGES!!!!!!

 

[PATSNUTme]

This will be the only nickle back signing in NFL history that only adds a nickle to the salary cap.

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

This will be the only nickle back signing in NFL history that only adds a nickle to the salary cap.

I would think for that Nickel you get change back of 4 cents,otherwise it's an overpayment

 

[shmessy]

Do you tweet?

 

[TB146]

Randomk1 is my new binky to make the team!

 

[Gwedd]

Do you tweet?

To be honest, I never thought of him as a twit.

I guess the jury is still out on that, though.

 

[Boston Boxer]

Sent them my resume- not all that talented but i make up for it in heart..6ft 190 pounds,4.6 40,25 inch vertical,BP 1 rep,no history of injuries so far. My former boss at my office vouched for my remarkable character and high work ethic...i also married his daughter.

Been wanting to get into football for a long time and here's my shot. BB called me up and he said he liked what he saw on tape- most of it included me stopping my poodle from catching the frisbee.

I'll probably see time as outside CB or safety.

I'll be your Rudy!!!

4.6 my arse. must be with the wind at your back