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Aw, don't worry. You've always got fantasy football and Madden '14 to fall back on.
I act very childish most of the time so I think I'm much younger than I am and then I read these posts by even more childish so-called fans and I realize I'm too effing mature for my age and that I should be in a rocking chair with a goddamn afghan around my shoulders pissing my pants about all the Pats failures and telling my Jamaican caretaker that my wheatina is too hot and my shoe is untied but then I realize it's March 12th so I go outside to enjoy the warm weather but someone tells me it's going to snow tonight and I tell them they're effing crazy that things don't change overnight but then I log on here and things do change overnight and the world is just like that Malaysian airliner that just (poof) disappeared just like Talib and I start to think maybe our season is over before it really began so I start pissing my pants like all the other coward fans that show up here to express their deep-seeded fears of their lack of control over their lives but then I smell my cinnamon roll raisin bread from Trader Joes toasting up nice and hot (you know the kind you don't even have to butter it's so good) and I think there is joy in the small of things and that the Pats can have some patience and fortitude to get through today and not piss their pants after every move some other team makes every goddamn year. March 12th. Wtf.