BREAKING NEWS: Denver signs Bill Belichick to be their Head Coach

[billdog3484]

In a stunning turn of events, Bill Belichick has decided to accept the Head Coach position of the Denver Broncos, effectively immediately

I kid i kid...i had to do it. rough night for all of us around here


if this gets me banished for a week or so it was well worth it. I couldn't help myself

 

[TonyTucker]

Just as long as he's not the GM, after seeing his blunders year in and year out.

 

[VrabelJr]

Just as long as he's not the GM, after seeing his blunders year in and year out.

Oh my god. This board is becoming insufferable.

 

[Efstratios]

Oh my god. This board is becoming insufferable.

Part of me is feeling this perverse curiosity regarding how the board would react if Edelman signs somewhere else tomorrow. I predict the amount of ledge jumping to go up even higher, and for the number of "I X Danny Amendola, Danny Amendola is X. Can We X Danny Amnedola?" threads to go up by 400%.

 

[VJCPatriot]

Too early for April Fools jokes.

But goodness, the Broncos are signing every premium free agent in sight! Where are they getting all the cap space??

 

[Efstratios]

Too early for April Fools jokes.

But goodness, the Broncos are signing every premium free agent in sight! Where are they getting all the cap space??

The future.

 

[TonyTucker]

Somehow they can pay Forehead all that money and still sign all these guys. Meanwhile, Brady takes a massive pay cut and gets handed a bucket of crap. Belichick would be flipping burgers without Brady.

 

[fnordcircle]

Wait, is this real, how can this be legal, Goodell will stop it.

**** you Belichick, you traitor.

 

[RayClay]

In a stunning turn of events, Bill Belichick has decided to accept the Head Coach position of the Denver Broncos, effectively immediately

I kid i kid...i had to do it. rough night for all of us around here


if this gets me banished for a week or so it was well worth it. I couldn't help myself

I'll admit, that's funny. I knew it wasn't true, though. No way he gets stuck with 26 million guaranteed on a guy who comes up limpring 2-3 times a season.

By the way, the megabucks is 360 million so go out and buy 100,000 tickets.

 

[SVN]

Somehow they can pay Forehead all that money and still sign all these guys. Meanwhile, Brady takes a massive pay cut and gets handed a bucket of crap. Belichick would be flipping burgers without Brady.

Are you going to repeat this in all the threads a zillion times ?

 

[RayClay]

Somehow they can pay Forehead all that money and still sign all these guys. Meanwhile, Brady takes a massive pay cut and gets handed a bucket of crap. Belichick would be flipping burgers without Brady.

Actually went 11-5 without him, but don't let facts get in the way.

 

[leehanu]

That was funny!!! Very rough start to the free agency. That's what we get with cheap owner. Kraft can shove all the dollars saved by not signing anyone while all your competitors spend money to get better(Denver, Colts, Miami...list goes on)

 

[Aßßynormal]

Well, at least he's still our GM.

 

[Sticky Caulk]

That was funny!!! Very rough start to the free agency. That's what we get with cheap owner. Kraft can shove all the dollars saved by not signing anyone while all your competitors spend money to get better(Denver, Colts, Miami...list goes on)

Miami? Really?

 

[leehanu]

Miami? Really?

Every team is trying to improve including Miami. Can't say the same for for Pats.

 

[Sticky Caulk]

Every team is trying to improve including Miami. Can't say the same for for Pats.

Yup. The Patriots never try.

 

[fnordcircle]

That was funny!!! Very rough start to the free agency. That's what we get with cheap owner. Kraft can shove all the dollars saved by not signing anyone while all your competitors spend money to get better(Denver, Colts, Miami...list goes on)

The Pats suck so much. They never spend any money and they also have very little cap available. Jerks.

 

[Joker]

The Pats suck so much. They never spend any money and they also have very little cap available. Jerks.

help me...I've fallen and I can't get up....

 

[Tunescribe]

That was funny!!! Very rough start to the free agency. That's what we get with cheap owner. Kraft can shove all the dollars saved by not signing anyone while all your competitors spend money to get better(Denver, Colts, Miami...list goes on)

Aw, don't worry. You've always got fantasy football and Madden '14 to fall back on.

 

[Nikolai]

I tend to avoid FA day and Draft Day stuff...

This **** is worse than the Game Day thread. Actually, I think there were better attitudes around here after the AFCCG.