Brady presser: What does he say?

[102 Pat]

It's pretty mind bottling that the league hasn't talked to Brady yet....

 

[hambone1818]

Wow, he is KILLING it...his mannerisms, his answers. He's taking it serious but when they're asking stupid **** like 'why didn't you notice a difference?' - 'I get the ball at the snap and pass it, I don't squeeze the ball, I'm not checking the ball, it's just not something I think about at all.'

KILLING IT TOMMY!

 

[SaCaCh]

Of course Borges being a douche

 

[BradyFTW!]

**** these people. Brady's getting pissed.

 

[NSPF]

Such patience, such poise... If he can avoid a pass rush from a bunch of 300lb football players, he can deal with your stupid ****ing questions, media.

 

[Fixit]

Brady at the podium and tried to deny it, but then confessed to it. Here's the transcript:

No! It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man! ........All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad, glad I tell ya! ........<sobbing> What are they gonna do to me sarge? What are they gonna do?!

ESPN is currently reporting these statements verbatim.

That from "The Mask?" If so, +1 internet to you.

 

[ATippett56]

"Would you like to say you're sorry?"

"... sorry for what?"

Attending this press conference.

 

[chasa]

"I didn't think about it in the second half, we had a great second half and that was because of great execution by great football players... i didn't notice a difference in the ball"

*pulls the mic out and drops it*

 

[Brady6]

**** these people. Brady's getting pissed.

I cannot believe he has maintained his composure this long.

 

[Uncle Rico]

****hole Borges trying to badger him now.

That was Borges? Should have known.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

"Some guys like 'em round, some guy like 'em thin."

Are we sure we're talking about footballs here?

 

[Patstopia]

I think Borges likes his balls on his chin

 

[Onedaful]

Ron and whoever that other woman is need to go jump off a bridge. What a serious piece of ****.

 

[TheBostonStraggler]

That from "The Mask?" If so, +1 internet to you.

Well done, it's from the Mask. I figured an funny and entertaining movie line is just what this charade needed...

 

[MoreBellhorn]

"Some guys like them thin, some like them round, some like them old." What am I watching? This is bizarro world. Seems like a SNL skit.

 

[Rob0729]

"How can DQwell Jackson know the ball was deflated and you didn't?'

Because you are a sh*tty reporter Ron Borges and that was an erroneous report. DQwell Jackson denied the report.

Fron Bob Kravitz.

Dqwell Jackson told me Monday he did not notice the ball seemed under inflated but my source tells me that's when colts became suspicious

https://twitter.com/bkravitz/status/557611614116274177

 

[hambone1818]

"Are you saying the refs may have missed this?"
--"I...I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I don't know..."

He should have said "I'll leave the mud-slinging to you jackasses, you've done a bangup job this week.

 

[102 Pat]

Stacey James need to get him off the stage...

 

[deters]

I am in tears over this girl getting cut off.

I counted at least 10 times she got cut off and Tom basically ignored her, she got one question in on at least 11 attempts.

Oh my god this is amazing entertainment.

I wish someone would shove a ball down her throat, cuz that ****s voice is annoying as ****.

 

[SaCaCh]

I can't wait for the cut up videos that are coming in droves...balls balls balls.