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Bob Kraft, getting hitched?

Does this have a happy ending?
Dr. Blumberg will never be able to compete w/ Lulu's HJs, Early Bird's true love and good luck charm.




 
I'm sure his sons are thrilled.
 
To be honest looking at the thread title I expected something weirder based on some of the female companions Kraft has kept the company of since Myra died. The age gap here isn’t that weird, she’s a grown ass woman.
 
To be honest looking at the thread title I expected something weirder based on some of the female companions Kraft has kept the company of since Myra died. The age gap here isn’t that weird, she’s a grown ass woman.
Here are the women Early Bird has dated.

Ricki Lander (secretly had a baby while dating Kraft - not his).



Mingbi (He established a connection with her)



Lulu (Connection so strong, he went back for 2nds the next day)



Dana Blumberg (alleged fiancee and able to operate his cataracts)

 
 
He's been married to flying elvis since he bought the team

anything/anyone else is entirely secondary

except maybe Bledsoe
 
He's been married to flying elvis since he bought the team

anything/anyone else is entirely secondary

except maybe Bledsoe
It was Orthwein who brought us Flying Elvis... RKK just kept him around
 
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aye... could have changed it... and thats always crapshoot.

eh... flying elvis has grown on me... hes no pat patriot, but i must admit i like our logo
The winning since Bledsoe got out of there helps a lot.

I used to watch Rod Serling's Night Gallery growing up, so you'd think I'd like the scary (in a bad way) image of a sick, sad, diseased decaying corpse...I just associate football with fun, happy, cheerful... living stuff (unlike apparently everyone, I loved and celebrated all those wins in the 70's & 80's which everyone else pretends either never happened or the team cheated).

Here comes Rod now (looking more alive today than flying elvis):

We welcome you, Ladies and Gentlemen, to an exhibit of art; A collection of oils and still lifes that share one thing in common: You won't find them in the average salon, or exhibition hall, or art museum...

Painting Number One, for your consideration: The perpetration of what is described by its creator as a 'makeover'; leaving what was supposedly bad and wrong behind, putting a franchise's identity, history, heritage and tradition 'in the rearview mirror'; deliberately ignoring the wishes of its fans of over three decades; not knowing or caring that denigration and overt bias against the team would subsequently increase to the point of insane competitive disadvantages being imposed within sadistic punishments for barely existent and fabricated transgressions...

We present tonight:



 

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