Bill Polian Press Box Antics

[Patjew]

Polian is an old, smelly, wrinkled, depends-wearing, pants-pissing, prune-juice-drinking, dinner at 3pm-havin, DOUCHEBAG.

LOLF'inL......

 

[Dragda]

And when you have 10 hours, watch Shaka Zulu!!!

Isn't that the lady that sings "I'm Every Woman" from the 1980s?

 

[Patjew]

He needs an ass-kicking like no other man on the planet.

I would love to do that. LOVE TO. Someone should, anyway.

 

[He Ban Me]

Polian is an old, smelly, wrinkled, depends-wearing, pants-pissing, prune-juice-drinking, dinner at 3pm-havin, DOUCHEBAG.

At least he doen't get caught picking his nose

 

[reflexblue]

At least he doen't get caught picking his nose

Peyton did that for him. I wish I was savy enough on a computer to put up the photo of Peyton picking his nose I saw last week. He had half his fist up his left nostral.

 

[dryheat44]

Peyton did that for him. I wish I was savy enough on a computer to put up the photo of Peyton picking his nose I saw last week. He had half his fist up his left nostral.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/photo.htm

 

[reflexblue]

http://www.profootballtalk.com/p hoto.htm

Yes, DH thats the one.

 

[Pats Fanatic]

Why don't you relax over lunch and take a listen to The Bill Polian Radio Show.

Reminds me of this classic.
http://www.petesbits.com/music/a7fdc68fb3ed5c8cad40560d936af6e9.mp3

 

[RayClay]

Why is the logo his name inside a blue toilet seat?

 

[He Ban Me]

http://www.profootballtalk.com/photo.htm

You're kidding, right??

 

[Bostonian1962]

May I suggest when you have 20 minutes, listen to the first 20 minutes of the show

THAT is funny!

 

[Patriotic Fervor]

You're kidding, right??

Kidding? About what?

You're the one who raised the issue of nose-picking on this thread, and brought it to the forefront.

What could Dry Heat, and the picture he's referenced, be kidding about?

I don't think any of us here will ever understand you and what passes for your "thought processes".

 

[jays52]

I'm currently enjoying this week's broadcast of the Bill Polian show. At 7:00 in the audio, not only do we get a fantastic sample of a colts fan, but Bill Polian says how amazing the officials were!

The unintentional humor of this show is priceless. Absolutely pricessless. This caller at 7:00 is just different all together. Allow me to drop some quotes on you. Imagine the voice of a hick with a serious case of coffee jitters who rips roughly 35 reds a day. Enjoy

"Well hey there Mr. Polian, I know we're done gone and are 7-1 but you know I got through to the show finally, thank God and Greyhound (evil flem-coated kackle)!!"

"I feel more secure when we get Ed Hockerey"

"I got a bunch o questions and I'll take them in chonological order"

"Now, Mr. Polian, is Rodney Harris a dirty player" Polian answered, "No Comment"

"And my third point is I heard whistles yesturdey.... I heard whistles being blown in ma radio yesturdey. Is there anyway that the public adress announcer can say, 'PLEASE REFRAIN FROM BLOWING WHISTLES' I mean can you imagine how uh Peyton is trying to hear and? Aw, I'ma hangup now and listen."

Ladies and gentlemen, we consider these people our greatest threat.

 

[Omega Supreme]

Ladies and gentlemen, we consider these people our greatest threat.

God help us all.

 

[He Ban Me]

Kidding? About what?

You're the one who raised the issue of nose-picking on this thread, and brought it to the forefront.

What could Dry Heat, and the picture he's referenced, be kidding about?

I don't think any of us here will ever understand you and what passes for your "thought processes".

You don't really expect anyone to buy that as a genuine photo, do you? You can tell that hand and nostril don't belong to Manning.

Many of you here are not of sound mind.