Felger and my wife should shop together.
her -- "Let's buy that."
me -- "why?!?"
her -- "Why not, we can afford it"
me -- "yeah, but why?!?"
her -- "Why are you making a big deal out of it? We've got the money!"
me -- "yes dear, I know... but what the hell are we going to do with it?"
her -- "why are you being like this? I see the checkbook, I KNOW we can afford it"
me -- "what aren't you understanding? Why do we NEED this thing? You've never even mentioned WANTING one of these before!"
yada yada yada.