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T-ShirtDynasty said:I kan atest too that. On top ov beeing a spped reader, I'm aslo a crtified jenious, and i kant tpye or spell too sav my lighfe.
Kent? Kent Thaler, is that you?
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Na_polian said:Jeez... ya just say a little innocuous word like "commies", and all hell breaks loose
pats1 said:Sadly enough, that's true.
Can't we all just agree on basic ideas and have a slight shift on the more complex?
(See, I'll probably be labeled a hippie liberal for requesting peace. Sad!)
Na_polian said:In answer to your first question, the answer is "No". For each side the goal is complete control of everyone - they just have different ways of getting there.
As for the second part, shut up ya hippie liberal peace-loving freak
pats1 said:
For the first part, I guess then they're hypocritcal if they criticize conservative dictatorship!
PATSNUTme said:Tis the season to be jolly.
BUT, all this political posting on the football board is really starting to piss me off.:enranged:
Na_polian said:What this thread needs is scantily-clad cheerleaders being objectified by us pig men
Na_polian said:What this thread needs is scantily-clad cheerleaders being objectified by us pig men
Well, this started as a Donahoe humor thread and has escalated into theater of the mind, could be worse.njpatsfan said:I already asked that the thread be moved. I apologize for the thread getting hijacked. But with these people, one can't resist tweaking them.
Just think of it. Tom Donahoe takes away a fan's sign, and this dweeb thinks the ACLU is coming to the rescue. How naive can you be ? I can just imagine a conversation between the fan and the pencil-neck geek that answers the ACLU Hotline:
ACLU Op: "Hello, ACLU hotline, my name is Christophe, how may I serve you today?"
ACLU: "Let me transfer you to our gay/lesbian/transgendered department ...."
njpatsfan said:I already asked that the thread be moved. I apologize for the thread getting hijacked. But with these people, one can't resist tweaking them.
Just think of it. Tom Donahoe takes away a fan's sign, and this dweeb thinks the ACLU is coming to the rescue. How naive can you be ? I can just imagine a conversation between the fan and the pencil-neck geek that answers the ACLU Hotline:
ACLU Op: "Hello, ACLU hotline, my name is Christophe, how may I serve you today?"
Fan: "Uh, hello, I'd like to report a violation of my first admendment rights"
ACLU: "Oh great, that's just su-per ! That's what we're here for ! I just have a few standard questions to ask .....
Fan: "Shoot !"
ACLU: "Were you arrested for associating or communicating with known members of Al Qaeda, Hamas, or Islamic Jihad ?"
Fan: "What ? No !"
ACLU: "Too bad, we have a 2 for 1 deal if you're an Al Qaeda member. Were you arrested on charges relating to possessing child pornography, sexual assault upon a minor, or other injust charge relating to Intergenerational Sex ?"
Fan: "Absolutely NOT !"
ACLU: "Hmm NAMBLA members get three free injunction petitions. Where were you when your rights were trampled ?"
Fan: "Uh, I was at Ralph Wilson Stadium, Buffalo, NY"
ACLU: (typing) "Oohh great, Ralph Wilson Stadium ..., what were you doing, attending a teach-in ?"
Fan: "Uh, no ...."
ACLU: "Peace rally ?"
Fan: "Uh, no .... I was watching the Buffalo Bil-"
ACLU: "Oh a PETA rally .... great, let me get that down .."
Fan: "NO. I was watching the BUFFALO BILLS football game .... I had a sign, and the security people took it-"
ACLU: "Oh I'm sorry, I get it now .... isn't Tom Brady just cute .... were you protesting the NCAA not reducing Male Football roster size from 80 to 53 players to fund more women's sports under Title IX ?"
Fan: "Title IX ? Of course not .. my college wrestling team was disbanded-"
ACLU: "So you were protesting how NFL Football promotes societal violence, evidenced by the 200% increase in violence against women on Superbowl Sunday ?"
Fan: "No -- NO NO ! You just don't get it at all !"
ACLU: "So what WERE you protesting ?"
Fan: "THAT THE COACH SUCKS AND SHOULD BE FIRED !"
ACLU: "Let me transfer you to our gay/lesbian/transgendered department ...."
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You REALLY could have some serious fun busting leftist balls on the politics board. Trust me.njpatsfan said:I already asked that the thread be moved. I apologize for the thread getting hijacked. But with these people, one can't resist tweaking them.
Just think of it. Tom Donahoe takes away a fan's sign, and this dweeb thinks the ACLU is coming to the rescue. How naive can you be ? I can just imagine a conversation between the fan and the pencil-neck geek that answers the ACLU Hotline:
ACLU Op: "Hello, ACLU hotline, my name is Christophe, how may I serve you today?"
SNIP
ACLU: "So what WERE you protesting ?"
Fan: "THAT THE COACH SUCKS AND SHOULD BE FIRED !"
ACLU: "Let me transfer you to our gay/lesbian/transgendered department ...."
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PatsWickedPissah said:Hey, Jets Insider is posting pics of Hot girlfriends. Unfortunately, they look like candidates for MLB or NT. Any of 'em could kick Pennington's ass.
As to politics, there should be none here. Go to the political forum where a bunch of lefties and one crazy right winger who's never posted here pontificate.