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Bottom line guys, this is how I see it. This is the only way I would construct this team in the Offseason, which will give you guarrenteed success!
#1 - Find the fastest player at each position - The best way to win is too have a fast team, end of story!
#2 - They have to have a tight name, ex. Terrell Owens, Chad Johson, Ladainian Tomlinson, Ray Lewis, Joey Porter, Edgrerin James and so on. I'm serious, the tighter the name, the more success they have in the league. Anybody with stupid names tend to leave the NFL real quick.
#3 They have to be dark Black - White guys are okay at some positions, but at RB, WR, CB positions I prefer to have guys as dark a LaDanian Tomlinson. I'm dead serious don't laugh, the darker they are, the more success they will have. Why don't you think Justin Fargas out of USC is so bad? He ran a 4.2 or 4.3 40 time right? Every thought he would be so great in the NFL. Well, he's horrible, and why is that? Because he's too light skined for his position. That's only one of many and I don't feel like listing them all, but that's a prime example. And his name is pretty weak as well. However there are some exceptions, Larry Johnson, Hines Ward, and Steve Smith. I will give them a pass because they have good names especially Larry Johnson.
With that said, If I were the Pats going into the draft these are the players I would stay away from: Ashton Youboty CB, Antonio Cromartie CB, Johnathan Joseph CB, Ko Simpson FS, Michael Huff SS...Do you get the idea. I would not draft them because their names aren't sweet at all. They will be lucky to be in the NFL after 3 years.
Guys I would love to draft: D'Brick Ferguson OT, Eric Winston OT, Winston Justice OT, DeAngelo Williams RB, LenDale White RB ( not too light skined but somewhat dark and the name is too sweet to pass up), Santonio Holmes WR, Derek Hagan WR, Chad Jackson WR, Laurence Maroney RB, Marcus McNeill OT...See where I'm going with this. All these guys will be sweet because they have great names and will sell tickets instantly. No one wants to see a guy that can't even pronounce his name. Ashton Youboty, Antonio Cromartie, Mathias Kiwanuka, Hank Baskett, and Martin Nance. I could find many more but these names are just hiddious. I would tell them, "Son, I will draft you under one condition....You change your name, please".
So there you have it. If you follow these 3 key steps, your team will have instant success! END OF STORY!
P.S. If your wondering, I'm a white guy, and I'm not racist. These are just what I prefer. As John Salley once said "When you look tight, you play tight".
#1 - Find the fastest player at each position - The best way to win is too have a fast team, end of story!
#2 - They have to have a tight name, ex. Terrell Owens, Chad Johson, Ladainian Tomlinson, Ray Lewis, Joey Porter, Edgrerin James and so on. I'm serious, the tighter the name, the more success they have in the league. Anybody with stupid names tend to leave the NFL real quick.
#3 They have to be dark Black - White guys are okay at some positions, but at RB, WR, CB positions I prefer to have guys as dark a LaDanian Tomlinson. I'm dead serious don't laugh, the darker they are, the more success they will have. Why don't you think Justin Fargas out of USC is so bad? He ran a 4.2 or 4.3 40 time right? Every thought he would be so great in the NFL. Well, he's horrible, and why is that? Because he's too light skined for his position. That's only one of many and I don't feel like listing them all, but that's a prime example. And his name is pretty weak as well. However there are some exceptions, Larry Johnson, Hines Ward, and Steve Smith. I will give them a pass because they have good names especially Larry Johnson.
With that said, If I were the Pats going into the draft these are the players I would stay away from: Ashton Youboty CB, Antonio Cromartie CB, Johnathan Joseph CB, Ko Simpson FS, Michael Huff SS...Do you get the idea. I would not draft them because their names aren't sweet at all. They will be lucky to be in the NFL after 3 years.
Guys I would love to draft: D'Brick Ferguson OT, Eric Winston OT, Winston Justice OT, DeAngelo Williams RB, LenDale White RB ( not too light skined but somewhat dark and the name is too sweet to pass up), Santonio Holmes WR, Derek Hagan WR, Chad Jackson WR, Laurence Maroney RB, Marcus McNeill OT...See where I'm going with this. All these guys will be sweet because they have great names and will sell tickets instantly. No one wants to see a guy that can't even pronounce his name. Ashton Youboty, Antonio Cromartie, Mathias Kiwanuka, Hank Baskett, and Martin Nance. I could find many more but these names are just hiddious. I would tell them, "Son, I will draft you under one condition....You change your name, please".
So there you have it. If you follow these 3 key steps, your team will have instant success! END OF STORY!
P.S. If your wondering, I'm a white guy, and I'm not racist. These are just what I prefer. As John Salley once said "When you look tight, you play tight".