Occult pre-game rituals

[n1997y]

What you left out was what happened when you threw the water on her. If you showered with her, that's another matter entirely (especially with your shoes on).

It’s obvious I need to perform much more research. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. Where’s that shower?

 

[XLIX]

 

[Tunescribe]

At first thought it was crazy but kept doing it because they kept winning.
Imagine tracing all the major decisions humanity has made over the eons based on confusion between correlation and causation. Wow.
My ritualistic seating posture at the beginning of the second half of each game is legit, however.

Taking a besotted halftime leak during Super Bowl XLIX I whispered an earnest prayer for Patriots victory. Some two hours later Malcolm Butler answered it, apparently at the Lord's behest. So there's that. (I've kept this story to myself for 11 years.)