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OT: Beefalo new alternate uniform/helmet = ridiculous

Nickel City. Man, that is a claim to fame.

Let's see, there is "The Erie Canal" song I learned as a child for some reason... "From Albany to Buffalo... low...Low bridge, everybody down, low bridge for we're comin' to a town/and you'll always know your neighbor/you'll always know your pal/if you ever navigated on/The eerie Canal"

So there's that. It's the one-end-of-a-canal city.

Nickel City, never thought about that, buffalo nickels. Now I get it. That's got to fill you with pride.

Look at the East Coast, whether NFC or AFC...

- New York, representing the cultural and financial capital, represented by Giants, which could mean something about giants of industry or something... I mean they could slap giant building graphics on their jerseys or something... beats the hell out of "looks sort of like a buffalo nickel if you take the buffalo off it."
Of course their other team seems to be named for a gang in a Broadway show, but still something people could SORT of connect with, representing the place of Broadway in NY culture.

- Philadelphia. You could point to Revolutionary War stuff (pretty common on the East Coast, but they do have stuff like the Declaration of Independence and Ben Franklin with a key and a kite (you see it right?) I'm assuming the eagle is federal eagle but I'm off to look that up... WOW! Turns out it was primarily commissioned as derivative from the eagle of FDR's Works Progress Administration, secondarily a federal eagle.

- New England - of course you get the Patriot logo - Lex and Con, or in Spanish, Lex y Con, from which we of course get the word lexicon. But I digress. Minutemen. Boston Tea Party. Tar, feathers, the whole nine. No mystery.

- The Ravens - technically in the NFCN, but on the Coast. Great reference - the only NFL team named after an alcoholic poet. I can't believe they never generated Poe Pound full of guys smoking pipes with patches on the elbows of their sports jackets, who yell "NEVERMORE" if the other team scores. Well anyway. A mean bird is better than a missing buffalo, leaving just the nickel.

Hey there's a thought. Maybe Buffalo's saying their claim to fame is that their logo animal was almost hunted to extinction.

- The Dolphins. Okay, I know, I know. But being the seaworld team is still marginally better than whatever TF Buffalo's saying it is or pretending it isn't or whatever.

- Washington technically Commanders. Okay that works with the Pentagon being nearby, or the Handmaid's Tale coming true. I'm not doing the last name.

I think Dallas is still somehow NFC East right? Okay that's just effed up.

My point here is, it's not hard to find something significant to hang your "hat" on in this neighborhood. Being forced to identify with a pun about a trick-shooting wild west showman, I mean...

Okay, thats out of my system.
 
Nickel City. Man, that is a claim to fame
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Look at the East Coast, whether NFC or AFC...
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- The Ravens - technically in the NFCN, but on the Coast. Great reference - the only NFL team named after an alcoholic poet. I can't believe they never generated Poe Pound full of guys smoking pipes with patches on the elbows of their sports jackets, who yell "NEVERMORE" if the other team scores. Well anyway. A mean bird is better than a missing buffalo, leaving just the nickel.

Hey there's a thought. Maybe Buffalo's saying their claim to fame is that their logo animal was almost hunted to extinction.
….....
Okay, thats out of my system.
LOVE IT. Lol, but you are giving way too much intellectual credit to the avg Bmore resident. I think intellectual curiosity died there with Poe and now they just try to compete with Chitown for murder capital of USA, cause it’s the only thing the y are good at.
 
LOVE IT. Lol, but you are giving way too much intellectual credit to the avg Bmore resident. I think intellectual curiosity died there with Poe and now they just try to compete with Chitown for murder capital of USA, cause it’s the only thing the y are good at.
you could still make it happen if you throw food at the problem... set up a seafood sandwich concession right outside the Poe Pound section n sell Po Boys, then they'll think it has something to do with the sandwiches and not any questions. Especially the ones with money, they'll buy the jacket, pipe, and all.

On second thought, nah, this feels like way too much work (yet somehow dressing up like a big basset hound isn't)
 
Looks like something out of a bad video game.
 
Uniforms are already getting ripped to shreds by fans. It wouldn't shock me management ended up pulling these:

"With the Bills getting ripped by nearly everyone for this new alternate look, it got me wondering whether this will go down as one of the worst uniforms of all time, and right now, it's certainly possible. "

 
I'm an odd one no doubt....I like things like the Jete Green/Black unis and some others I won't mention because saying I like something and the word "Jete" in the same sentence usually warrants some sort of hammer coming down, ban, beating, shanking with a dull object or a classic curb stomp....that bills thing is a an odd one no doubt and not the good odd, like yours truly...whomever decided to come up with it, came up with the actual color scheme, and actually gave the go ahead on it...all need to be curb stomped.....1 right before the other...and i suggest if more than 1 worked on it again later, he gets it again....actually never mind. Let them wear those things....they will look real jackassey when they lose again this year. =)
 
Uniforms are already getting ripped to shreds by fans. It wouldn't shock me management ended up pulling these:

"With the Bills getting ripped by nearly everyone for this new alternate look, it got me wondering whether this will go down as one of the worst uniforms of all time, and right now, it's certainly possible. "


The 2020-'24 Scam Newton through Jerod MayoNays all-blues are worse than a couple of those on the list.
 

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