OT: Jimmy G on a date with a porn star...

[Whitt25]

harmony, Alexis, Cherry, Kiara, Kitty, Foxx.
Who the hell memorizes porn stars names? And why?

It's not so much about memorizing the names. It's more like, "Damn, her head game serious. Who this? She got more scenes?" *Sees name in video or in title. Google/hits porn search engine for more. Downloads scenes.* Then, if she real bad, you keep looking for more scenes over the months/years and you kinda just remember her name. I know I ain't the only one.

Maybe if this was the 80s or sometime before we had internet, yeah, that would be weird, 'cause you probably had to go outta your way to remember a pornstar's name, write it down on some paper, go visit some adult store and look for her name, etc.

 

[1960Pats]

Is that a serious question?

Start with Jenna in her prime.

Jenna who? I'll need to check, only to see if I agree with you.

 

[Whitt25]

Saw this on a 49ers thread and thought I'd share the love:

 

[Dr Pain]

"Kiara Mia, Porn actress. West Hollywood, CA. Latin. 41 years old. 5-foot-4. 130 lb. 34DD-26-36 Nominated for a 2015 AVN Award for MILF/Cougar of the year and the 2013 Sex Award for Porn’s Best Body. " Barstool Sports

I am impressed Jimmy, I thought she was some over done 23 year old but this is a classic. Not what I was expecting from Jimmy

 

[Captain Cliche]

I'm sure it's strictly platonic.

 

[Love The Drake]

I'm sure it's strictly platonic.

I'm hearing Jim Carrey yelling not before that sentence.
Is it true you did not make laaaa laa laaa laaaaa

 

[jah]

It's not so much about memorizing the names. It's more like, "Damn, her head game serious. Who this? She got more scenes?" *Sees name in video or in title. Google/hits porn search engine for more. Downloads scenes.* Then, if she real bad, you keep looking for more scenes over the months/years and you kinda just remember her name. I know I ain't the only one.

Maybe if this was the 80s or sometime before we had internet, yeah, that would be weird, 'cause you probably had to go outta your way to remember a pornstar's name, write it down on some paper, go visit some adult store and look for her name, etc.

This guy is for the people.

 

[JMC00]

She's 41? Dude clearly has a cougar/mommy fetish.

 

[Tunescribe]

Oversized boobs? No such thing exists.

...

 

[SEA_Pat]

Tommy dated Bridget and married Gisele. Jimmy dates a porn chick, star is debatable. I think that will dispense with any Tom vs. Jimmy talk. #GOAT.

Does this make it more #GOATSE ?

 

[supafly]

I'mma knock it out every night, thinking of the end game (money). Don't care if it feels like being inside a bowl of warm water. Pop a pill, get that K-Y, go to work. This is for all my unborn children!

Shoot, you put enough money on the table and I’ll happily take care of Bruce/Kaitlyn, too.

 

[supafly]

Speaking of porn stars, who do we consider “hot” pornstars?

Asking for a friend.

 

[supafly]

Lana Rhoades is my current favorite.

Is she the one with a tattoo of a cherry or heart or something on her ass? I have a rough time accepting tattoos, but I can deal in this rare case.

 

[SEA_Pat]

I think a lot more dudes with money/athletics do this than people think. And not all of them get caught on camera. And I mean, Gronk was with a pornstar, too, right? Just don't get her pregnant.

It's always amusing to observe people getting vapors over guys going out with Pros from over here (Southeast Asia) where it is REALLY common. As the guys who retire here like to say, "you're paying them to go away".

 

[Triumph]

Jimmy is 5 - 1 after this.

 

[Deus Irae]

...

Face needs work

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

JRG a big fan of the JUG...bad joke, never mind.

Regards,
Chris

 

[Kontradiction]

Is she the one with a tattoo of a cherry or heart or something on her ass? I have a rough time accepting tattoos, but I can deal in this rare case.

Yeah. And me too.

 

[Uptown]

Another one bites the dust? Smh C’mon Aladdin. You couldn’t find a Jasmine out there??!?

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Another one bites the dust? Smh C’mon Aladdin. You couldn’t find a Jasmine out there??!?

Maybe he's starting with the magic carpet?