11/28 Injury-Participation Report

[Xplicit]

Did Not Participate
RB Fred Taylor (ankle) OUT
T Sebastian Vollmer (head) Questionable



Limited Participation
WR Sam Aiken (hip) Questionable
WR Julian Edelman (forearm) Questionable
LB Eric Alexander (groin) Questionable
TE Chris Baker (shoulder) Questionable
LB Tully Banta-Cain (groin) Questionable
NT Ron Brace (ankle) Questionable
S Pat Chung (head) Questionable
DE Jarvis Green (knee) Questionable
T Nick Kaczur (ankle) Questionable
C Dan Koppen (knee) Questionable
T Matt Light (knee) Questionable
RB Sammy Morris (knee) Questionable
G Stephen Neal (head) Questionable
LB Rob Ninkovich (knee) Questionable
DE Ty Warren (ankle) Questionable
OLB Pierre Woods (groin) Questionable



Full Participation
QB Tom Brady (right shoulder) Probable
CB Shawn Springs (knee) Probable
TE Benjamin Watson (knee) Probable

Keep them guessing billy boy

 

[Prufrock]

Full Participation
CH Bill Belichick (Paper Cut) Probable
CH Dante Scarnecchia (Gas) Probable

You forgot a couple

 

[Mack Herron]

As Cous used to say, "What's the record in this joint?"

 

[eagle eye]

Man you just gotta laugh when you look at that list.

 

[Prufrock]

Man you just gotta laugh when you look at that list.

Laugh all you want now. What happens when everyone there doesn't play and they have to start Gostkowski at right tackle?

 

[Patspsycho]

You forgot a couple

What is CH?

 

[Prufrock]

What is CH?

short for coach

 

[Patspsycho]

short for coach

I'd think you'd put that in as HC for Belichick, and LC for Dante. Too bad about that paper cut.. does that dash our playoff hopes?

 

[mayoclinic]

You forgot a couple

Not to mention:

WR Randy Moss - probable (hangnail)
WR Wes Welker - probable (pimple)
RB Laurence Maroney - probable (fumbleitis/made of glass)
RB Kevin Faulk - probable (fibromyalgia)
OG Logan Mankins - probable (heat rash)
DT Vince Wilfork - probable (unresolved contract situation)
DE Mike Wright - probable (ankle, since that is the DL injury of choice)
DT Myron Pryor - probable (ankle, to be like the other guys)
DE/LB Derrick Burgess - probable (has been showing signs of life, so an injury must be coming)
LB Adalius Thomas - probable (possibly healthy scratch again)
LB Jerod Mayo - probable (was injured earlier in the year, so he should be on the injury report for the remainder of the year)
LB Gary Guyton (hasn't been on the report yet, so he's due)
S Brandon Meriweather - probable (Sith trick)
S Brandon McGowan - probable (has had lots of injuries in the past, which counts)
CB Leigh Bodden - probable (underpaid)
CB Darius Butler - probable (runny nose)
CB Jonathan Wilhite - probable (ran from home invader)
CB Terrance Wheatley - probable (it's always something)
P Chris Hanson - probable (restless leg syndrome)
K Stefan Gostkowski - probable (gout)
ST Matt Slater - probable (shoulder acting up in the cold weather)

 

[Sivy]

Not to mention:

WR Randy Moss - probable (hangnail)
WR Wes Welker - probable (pimple)
RB Laurence Maroney - probable (fumbleitis/made of glass)
RB Kevin Faulk - probable (fibromyalgia)
OG Logan Mankins - probable (heat rash)
DT Vince Wilfork - probable (unresolved contract situation)
DE Mike Wright - probable (ankle, since that is the DL injury of choice)
DT Myron Pryor - probable (ankle, to be like the other guys)
DE/LB Derrick Burgess - probable (has been showing signs of life, so an injury must be coming)
LB Adalius Thomas - probable (possibly healthy scratch again)
LB Jerod Mayo - probable (was injured earlier in the year, so he should be on the injury report for the remainder of the year)
LB Gary Guyton (hasn't been on the report yet, so he's due)
S Brandon Meriweather - probable (Sith trick)
S Brandon McGowan - probable (has had lots of injuries in the past, which counts)
CB Leigh Bodden - probable (underpaid)
CB Darius Butler - probable (runny nose)
CB Jonathan Wilhite - probable (ran from home invader)
CB Terrance Wheatley - probable (it's always something)
P Chris Hanson - probable (restless leg syndrome)
K Stefan Gostkowski - probable (gout)
ST Matt Slater - probable (shoulder acting up in the cold weather)

lol gooood stuff

Tom Brady=doubtfull (going to see new moon)

 

[Frezo]

DC Dean Pees - Probable (urinary tract infection)

 

[Patspsycho]

Not to mention:

WR Randy Moss - probable (hangnail)
WR Wes Welker - probable (pimple)
RB Laurence Maroney - probable (fumbleitis/made of glass)
RB Kevin Faulk - probable (fibromyalgia)
OG Logan Mankins - probable (heat rash)
DT Vince Wilfork - probable (unresolved contract situation)
DE Mike Wright - probable (ankle, since that is the DL injury of choice)
DT Myron Pryor - probable (ankle, to be like the other guys)
DE/LB Derrick Burgess - probable (has been showing signs of life, so an injury must be coming)
LB Adalius Thomas - probable (possibly healthy scratch again)
LB Jerod Mayo - probable (was injured earlier in the year, so he should be on the injury report for the remainder of the year)
LB Gary Guyton (hasn't been on the report yet, so he's due)
S Brandon Meriweather - probable (Sith trick)
S Brandon McGowan - probable (has had lots of injuries in the past, which counts)
CB Leigh Bodden - probable (underpaid)
CB Darius Butler - probable (runny nose)
CB Jonathan Wilhite - probable (ran from home invader)
CB Terrance Wheatley - probable (it's always something)
P Chris Hanson - probable (restless leg syndrome)
K Stefan Gostkowski - probable (gout)
ST Matt Slater - probable (shoulder acting up in the cold weather)

You forgot:

LB Adam Seward - questionable (unsigned)

 

[Sivy]

this is fun

Bill Belichick-Out (Hoodie still has sleeves)

 

[TheBostonStraggler]

You forgot a couple

That's awesome. Thanks for the laugh........

 

[Mike the Brit]

Logan Mankins -- questionable (nut allergy)

 

[eagle eye]

I think you got one wrong Mayo

Jonathon Wilhite Probable (post-natal depression)

 

[Frezo]

QBs Bill O'Brien - probably questionable (hangover)

 

[Patspsycho]

DC Dean Pees - Questionable (incompetence)

Fixed it for you.

 

[Frezo]

Fixed it for you.

incontinence??

 

[Patspsycho]

incontinence??

probable..