EVACUEE RATINGS
SEATING 3/5
"Better than American Airlines...I guess"
SMOKING FRIENDLY 5/5
"Provided ashtrays were a godsend for me and my kids."
BOLOGNA QUALITY 3/5
"Shockingly decent. Tastes like it's Kirkland maybe?"
AIR-TO-AIR MISSILE DEFEAT CAPABILITY 1/5
"Got nervous when the Kuwaitis took a shot at us, but a NYJ charter stepped in between and save our bologna."
SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE DEFEAT CAPABILITY 2/5
"Jettisoned waste out the back and it worked..."
STEALTH 1/5
"With that logo and colors, we felt like a target the whole way...some guy tried to put a Pat Patriot logo on it when we landed at Logan."
OVERALL 2.5/5
"Did the job...we're not in Dubai anymore."