Here's a bum burner for you.....I was at the gym, and they had ESPN on the TV directly in front of me, and I have become very conditioned to when they are going to a story about the Giants, or the Patriots collapse, I simply look away......then, Sal Palantoniopenis comes on......and starts talking about the Pro Bowl......"Oh" I think, "this can't be too bad.....they will most likely be talking to all the players and it will be kind of a fun event".......WRONG!
They start off by interviewing Logan Mankins and he talks about cutting his beard off on the bus leaving the Arizona stadium after the game....and how he hacked at it.....and Matt "the turnstile" Light helped.......and I noted how they were laughing about the whole experience and that they were laughing about it while cutting his beard off on the bus.......and I thought of how I haven't even been able to attempt a smile since the Pats let that game slip away from them........(Is it possible that the Pats FANS took this game more SERIOUSLY than the players?)...........and then Palantoniopenis comes back on and comments how the Patriots have 3 offensive lineman in the pro bowl this year.....But the Gints only have ONE DEFENSIVE lineman (Osi Umen****ya).........So, Sal Pauses a second and says "Well with the Patriots having THREE offensive lineman and only Osi playing for the defense, hopefully they can TRIPLE team him this time around and stop him"........and my stomach which has stopped churning acid....started bubbling like Mount Vesuvious!!!!
All these pricks love piling it on.....They will get what is coming to them someday......