I want Seymour to hit Eli so hard...(finish the sentence)

[Menlo]

Archie can feel it from his luxury box.

 

[Remix 6]

that his balls drop.

 

[TomBradyWoot]

...that peyton sees it and retires.

 

[sanvara]

This happens...

 

[the Patriot]

...they stop the game to pick up the pieces.

 

[Wildo7]

it separates his soul from his body.

 

[Tunescribe]

... that Peyton blows out a knee.

 

[amazinPats]

that Eli gets sacked and fumbles. He is uninjured on the play.

Why would you want anything more?

 

[IcyPatriot]

That his horseshoe
flys out of his azz.

 

[Terry Glenn is a cowgirl]

that his balls drop.

too late...

 

[Terry Glenn is a cowgirl]

he wishes that he was getting double stuffed instead...

 

[spacecrime]

Threads and posts wishing injury on players have no business here. We aren't Jets fans.

 

[Patjew]

... that Menlo stops posting here.

 

[DFWChargerFan]

That I knock the stuffing out of his oreos.

 

[eom]

....that he cries to the media about it for a week.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

I think it's bad karma to wish physical harm on an opponent, but it would be quite lovely if Mr. Richard Seymour were to strike Mr. Eli Manning with such intensity that Mr. Eli Manning's snot hit Mr. Peyton Manning in the face up in his luxury box. (Mr. Eli Manning would, of course, be otherwise unharmed but would indeed throw an interception to Mr. Asante Samuel on the next play.)

 

[Satchboogie3]

... that he ****s himself and has to run off the field in embarrisment. He would then have the worst game of his life because he can't get the humiliation out of his mind.

 

[FSUPatsFan]

that he makes Rodney cringe.

 

[pheenix11]

That he disappears kinda like Obi Wan in Star Wars.

 

[thesoxwin]

That he coughs up sperm