Things sharper than Eli Manning

[BAM!]

Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson.

 

[reflexblue]

Although he is pretty slow on the draw, I still think Mercury beats out Hoge in the "doofus" department.

A beach ball.

Hodge's overall body of work is pretty impressive though. But I agree MM is the winner......wait MM is just a flash in the pan.

 

[fair catch fryar]

Thats tough to beat I don't know if I can, but here goes. Merril Hodge

Because he is "funny" in the slow kinda' way, I'm a little reluctant to throw him in there, but here goes.....Terry Bradshaw?

 

[reflexblue]

Because he is "funny" in the slow kinda' way, I'm a little reluctant to throw him in there, but here goes.....Terry Bradshaw?

One word.........Tom Jackson.

 

[fair catch fryar]

One word.........Tom Jackson.

You win.

No wait. Mike Ditka.

 

[oldskool138]

Glen Ordway's perfectly round head.

 

[Wildo7]

Al Gore's personality

 

[Wildo7]

Slingblade:

 

[fair catch fryar]

Glen Ordway's perfectly round head.

If Glen Ordway had round feet and a carrot for a nose to go with his belly and aforementioned head, could he qualify as a snowman?:

 

[BAM!]

One word.........Tom Jackson.

Wouldn't that be two names?

 

[Sivy]

Spoon + Fork = Spork.

Pretty much they are made of plastic, and are so flimsy that it functions as neither a spoon or a fork.

Edit: Linky for spork images
http://gearx.com/liberty-lexan-spork.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

you can find them at taco bell

 

[oldskool138]

If Glen Ordway had round feet and a carrot for a nose to go with his belly and aforementioned head, could he qualify as a snowman?:

You can't build a snowman on top of a fence.

 

[Wildo7]

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LEAVE....ELI....ALONE!

haha awesome.

 

[reflexblue]

Wouldn't that be two names?

Thats the point,I said "one word" on purpose.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

you can find them at taco bell

My middle school switched to them when one kid tried to commit suicide by slitting his wrists with a plastic knife from the cafe.

 

[ljuneau]

The back end of a horse:

 

[neuronet]

Beetlejuice:

 

[Mike the Brit]

Miss Teen South Carolina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

 

[lou50]

Miss Teen South Carolina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

that sharp, huh

 

[reflexblue]

Miss Teen South Carolina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

And we have the winner by five lengths. Coming in first is Miss Teen South Carolina.

I remember her. She was an indictment of the state of the grade school system in the U.S.