Content Post JETS SUCK 2025 EDITION (OFFICIAL): DIVINE INTERVENTION DENIED

[patchick]

I know a guy who — no joke — set up a betting system for himself for a year to bet on whatever outcomes would be most demoralizing for the Jets. Made a tidy profit.

 

[Tunescribe]

I know a guy who — no joke — set up a betting system for himself for a year to bet on whatever outcomes would be most demoralizing for the Jets. Made a tidy profit.

Some details on that would be interesting.

 

[pazrul72]

Some details on that would be interesting.

Can you imagine the odds you would have gotten for the Jete using years of salary cap on Aaron Rodgers just for him to go down three snaps into the season? I'm still living high off that delicious finger licking good schedenfreude

 

[Hammer of Thor]

Ok, which one of you wrote this?

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: New York Jets | Defector

 

[captain stone]

Ok, which one of you wrote this?

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: New York Jets | Defector

He's not wrong.

 

[fourhour]

Some of my happiest days and especially nights!lol, were spent in triple deckers

In Worcester we refer to them as "three-deckers"! Never used the term "double or triple" to define our local dwellings.

 

[captain stone]

In Worcester we refer to them as "three-deckers"! Never used the term "double or triple" to define our local dwellings.

Both 3-Deckah and Triple-Deckah are acceptable answers.

 

[TommyD4207]

In Worcester we refer to them as "three-deckers"! Never used the term "double or triple" to define our local dwellings.

That's just because it's hard for us to say 'triple' clearly.

 

[Uptown]

…Heartbreaking…..

 

[Clonamery]

…Heartbreaking…..

...ly good.

 

[Bill Lee]

…Heartbreaking…..

Even in the wild card era they aren't even good enough to do a one-and-done playoff appearance.

We all know with their current roster it ain't gonna happen this season either.

All we know is they'll probably screw up tanking too, just like how their meaningless win handed us Drake Maye.

As the Jete fans say: SOFJ!

 

[Bill Lee]

Jete fans getting hard-ons everywhere:

The ball didn't hit the ground once for QB Geno Smith, as he went 11 of 11 with 4 TDs in team drills.

Jets Practice Report | Geno Smith Perfect on Back Together Saturday

HC Aaron Glenn: ‘That Combination of [Smith and AD Mitchell] Is Really Starting to Impress Me’

www.newyorkjets.com

Reality check: Team Drills! Without pads! Against the Jete D that didn't have an INT all last season!

It seems so clear that the SOFJ will win just enough games to screw up their draft position.

Keep polishing that turd, Jete fans!

 

[BTTA]

It seems so clear that the SOFJ will win just enough games to screw up their draft position.

I don't think this is a given at all.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

"Spontaneous lobotomy victim Tua Tagovailoa torched them not once, but twice."

Am I a bad, bad person for chortling over this?

 

[reflexblue]

"Spontaneous lobotomy victim Tua Tagovailoa torched them not once, but twice."

Am I a bad, bad person for chortling over this?

NO.....next question?

 

[NCPATSFAN1971]

Ok, which one of you wrote this?

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: New York Jets | Defector

Thanks for the laughs! If you haven't read this link, IMO, it's a good one.

 

[captain stone]

…Heartbreaking…..

Brady's cursed the next-longest team too.

 

[captain stone]

"Spontaneous lobotomy victim Tua Tagovailoa torched them not once, but twice."

Am I a bad, bad person for chortling over this?

Sometimes, it's good to be bad.

 

[Zuma]

 

[captain stone]

Malachi Corley, who sucked so badly for them that he's now with the Brownies.