JETS SUCK 2025 EDITION (OFFICIAL): DIVINE INTERVENTION DENIED

[manxman2601]

 

[Uptown]

 

[Tunescribe]

I need to find this and apply. I know plenty about the Jete organization, the key is wooing Woody's sons.

 

[neckroll#14]

while assuredly fake, it is a very Jete-like thing to do...

 

[Tunescribe]

while assuredly fake, it is a very Jete-like thing to do...

Yeah, d%#*!@t. It's either fake or they got too many applicants and took it down. The good news is a whopping 19 teams have fired their offensive coordinators, so the Jete assuredly will be choosing from among the least-qualified leftovers.

 

[BTTA]

Yeah, d%#*!@t. It's either fake or they got too many applicants and took it down. The good news is a whopping 19 teams have fired their offensive coordinators, so the Jete assuredly will be choosing from among the least-qualified leftovers.

Nothing stopping you from submitting a letter of interest and resume to their front office. Happy to help with the composition. In fact, it might be a fun project to crowd source here while we try to get through these two weeks.

 

[reflexblue]

The Super Bowl’s biggest loser: The New York Jets​

As it should be

MSN

But no matter who wins, another team thousands of miles away is guaranteed to lose. That’s because Patriots-Seahawks is the one matchup designed specifically for the psychological torment of New York Jets fans.
Back in 2018, the Jets drafted quarterback Sam Darnold No. 3 overall, believing that they finally had a long-term answer under center.
In classic Jets fashion, however, it didn’t take long for his tenure with the team to feel cursed.
Later, during a disastrous game against the Patriots (of course) he was subject to more ridicule after microphones caught him saying he was “seeing ghosts” out on the field.

 

[Bill Lee]

The Super Bowl’s biggest loser: The New York Jets​

As it should be

MSN

But no matter who wins, another team thousands of miles away is guaranteed to lose. That’s because Patriots-Seahawks is the one matchup designed specifically for the psychological torment of New York Jets fans.
Back in 2018, the Jets drafted quarterback Sam Darnold No. 3 overall, believing that they finally had a long-term answer under center.
In classic Jets fashion, however, it didn’t take long for his tenure with the team to feel cursed.
Later, during a disastrous game against the Patriots (of course) he was subject to more ridicule after microphones caught him saying he was “seeing ghosts” out on the field.

Yes, this plus the fact that the Jests/Jetes win in a meaningless end-of-season game with the immortal Trevor Siemian at QB gave us the draft position we needed to take Drake Maye adds to their misery. Congrats to Bob Saleh and Jete fans everywhere for the win!

 

[Tunescribe]

Please make it so.

 

[neckroll#14]

from Jete-nation:

"Look, every good team—even the best ones—go through bad years. If you stick to a simple, obvious process of drafting real talent and hiring a solid coaching staff, eventually you'll get better. Sometimes you even get great again.

We've seen literally every other team in the NFL do this and achieve at least some level of success. But here? We just keep sinking deeper and deeper into suckage nobody thought was possible.

Im' rooting for Seattle in the SB this year—obviously because I don't want to see the Patriots win again. But then I started thinking about them. The Patriots today don't have Belichick or Brady anymore. Sure, Vrabel is there now, but I never hated him—he was just a cog in the machine back when he played.

Then it hit me: How did the Patriots manage to hire Mayo, give him a shot as head coach, fire him when it clearly wasn't working, and then bring in a veteran coach to pair with a young QB? The whole process just feels... smart. I don't even care if they win. What I really want is for Sam Darnold to win, because he never got a fair shake here. Maybe it would wake up Woody or maybe the fans.

Seattle—and every other team in the league—eventually at least tries to get good. Here at 1 Jets Drive, we basically spend every year finding new ways to get worse. Last year was the worst: We tank the season before it even starts by singing praises and then handing the keys to a QB who literally can't throw. And instead of firing the obviously terrible head coach, we double down—he's now calling defensive plays and handing offensive play-calling to some unnamed new OC.

Because why keep the one good coach we had? The last OC had guys wide open all season—literally setting records for it with this terrible team—and we fired him. But we keep the trash HC.

Anyway, I'm spiraling here, thinking about all the little things other teams do right, and realizing there’s no secret recipe. They just fire people when they suck and hold folks accountable. Meanwhile, we make every excuse in the book. We're still paying Rodgers, Sauce, and someone else top-of-the-league money this year... and none of them are even on our roster.

We're doomed.

As we start watching this Super Bowl—two teams actually going for it, coming from epics lows only a couple season ago I’m just sitting here thinking we have zero chance to ever be there. Zero. And it's by design.

How the hell am I supposed to root and cheer for this team? All they do is trash us. They give a terrible product. Every year. And it is not some great mystery any one can tell you before the season starts why huge giant obvious flaw that is going doom our season."

 

[Bill Lee]

"As we start watching this Super Bowl—two teams actually going for it, coming from epics lows only a couple season ago I’m just sitting here thinking we have zero chance to ever be there. Zero. And it's by design.

How the hell am I supposed to root and cheer for this team? All they do is trash us. They give a terrible product. Every year. And it is not some great mystery any one can tell you before the season starts why huge giant obvious flaw that is going doom our season."

I see a lot of such posts these days. The notable thing is that their usual way of creating hopium isn't a thing now. No Darnold. No Wilson. No Rodgers. Just the memory of Aaron Glenn putting Justin Fields onto the field this season, and the owner too cheap to fire him, and yet they did fire pretty much their entire coaching staff. There really isn't anything to root for, nothing at all. Sure, they have draft capital, but no QB to spend it on, plus so many other holes on their roster to fill.

When Jete fans suggest the Patriots are lucky, I point out that Mike Vrabel was unemployed for an entire year and if da Jete wanted him all they had to do was make him an offer he'd accept. Apparently they weren't able to do so. Says a lot about the Jete organization, IMO.

 

[Bill Lee]

Zach Wilson's former OC is now HC of the Cardinals, and his job will be to get Kyler Murray to be a franchise QB.

Apparently the Cardinals executive's noses are all stuffed since they can't smell Jete Stank!

Cardinals Choose Mike LaFleur As New Head Coach

 

[Sorrynotsorry]

 

[Tunescribe]

Justin is diligently trying to throw footballs through a tractor tire hanging from a tree limb in his backyard. So far he reportedly is 0-for-689.

 

[cmasspatsfan]

It starts from the top down. We bust RKs balls now and then but he knows what he's doing as an owner. Either way the Jete fans lose this week, we win they're not happy, Seattle wins and their former QB gets a super bowl.

 

[TommyD4207]

Let me get this straight - they asked Justin ****ing Fields and Shadeur ****ing Sanders before they asked Cam Ward?

 

[captain stone]

Zach Wilson's former OC is now HC of the Cardinals, and his job will be to get Kyler Murray to be a franchise QB.

Apparently the Cardinals executive's noses are all stuffed since they can't smell Jete Stank!

Cardinals Choose Mike LaFleur As New Head Coach

What a horrible, Horrible choice.

 

[Koma]

To be fair, Fields has been in his offseason training routine for a while now.

 

[neckroll#14]

I thought he was working on his out-of-the-league training...

 

[n1997y]

Justin is diligently trying to throw footballs through a tractor tire hanging from a tree limb in his backyard. So far he reportedly is 0-for-689.

Shhh. Don’t anybody tell him to take the tire off the wheel!