JETS SUCK 2025 EDITION (OFFICIAL): DIVINE INTERVENTION DENIED

[captain stone]

If this occurred between exits 6 and 18 (New Jersey) I think it’s relevant to the thread

The family of Jimmy Hoffa agrees.

 

[Cam's Haberdasher]

 

[captain stone]

As it should be... At least Glenn is wearing something Jete-affiliated; what the **** is Metro Mike wearing?

 

[Mike the Brit]

The JETE in heaven ...

 

[Tunescribe]

As it should be... At least Glenn is wearing something Jete-affiliated; what the **** is Metro Mike wearing?

It's a Dolphins sweatshirt, you just can't see the front.

 

[reflexblue]

Real men don't wear Capris

 

[VJCPatriot]

The Jets are 0-6. Completely incompetent laughing stock of a franchise.

They might even end up with the #1 overall pick at this rate. But trust for them to mess up that pick somehow.

 

[Keyser Söze]

Glenn’s first year of a 5 year contract…LMAO

 

[Tunescribe]

Glenn’s first year of a 5 year contract…LMAO

We can only hope.

 

[TommyD4207]

When was the last time the Jets haven't had to pay more than one head coach at a time?

 

[Tunescribe]

When was the last time the Jets haven't had to pay more than one head coach at a time?

The last time the Jete did not have to pay more than one head coach at a time was at the end of Wrecks Ryan's tenure in 2014, when he was fired on Dec. 29, 2014. He was hired by the Prairie Cows on Jan. 12, 2015. The Jete subsequently hired Odd Blows on Jan. 14, 2015. Since then, the Jete have frequently been in a position of paying more than one coach at a time due to firing coaches before their contracts expired. For example, the Jete fired Bim Saleh Bim on Oct. 8, 2024, but his contract, which began in 2021, was set to run through the 2025 season. This meant they were still obligated to pay Bim while also paying their interim head coach, Jeff "Tough ****er" Ulbrich, and subsequently their new head coach, Errant Glenn.

 

[reflexblue]

So far this is the most Jests season ever

 

[Tunescribe]

So far this is the most Jests season ever

We couldn't ask for a much more entertaining start, that's for sure.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

[Fixing grammar] Only two teams in 10 years haven't averaged 150 passing yards a game. 2022 Bears and 2025 JEST and Fields was the starting QB of both.

 

[Bill Lee]

When was the last time the Jets haven't had to pay more than one head coach at a time?

It seems Woody Johnson and Amy Adams Strunk are in a race to see how much they can pay former coaches.

They are also racing to see who earns the title of Worst NFL Owner.

 

[patfanken]

Unfortunately, the Jets will always have 2010 to look back on and glorify. It was a loss that STILL burns me up and one I haven't let go of yet.

 

[The Gr8est]

So far this is the most Jests season ever

The Jests - “Hold my butt fumble.”

 

[The Gr8est]

[Fixing grammar] Only two teams in 10 years haven't averaged 150 passing yards a game. 2022 Bears and 2025 JEST and Fields was the starting QB of both.

Hmmmm, starting to see a pattern emerging.

 

[BTTA]

Unfortunately, the Jets will always have 2010 to look back on and glorify. It was a loss that STILL burns me up and one I haven't let go of yet.

Yeah, me too. And we are being SUCH New England sports fans in that regard. For almost any other fan base, that's long been in the rear view mirror, and obscured by 3 titles plus 1.5 decades of Jet futility.

 

[mike_usagisan]

Hmmmm, starting to see a pattern emerging.

Let's hope the JETS don't.