The Bill megathread (HC at UNC, girlfriend, etc.)

[sb1]

WATCH: Bill Belichick Richmond PC - Forums

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Wondered if he was going to keep talking up opponents no matter how good or bad like he did in the NFL and he didn't disappoint. Lol

 

[sb1]

Chatgpt: Give me a Belichick press conference about the worst team in college football.

Opening Statement:
“Yeah, uh… we’re onto [Worst Team]. They’re on the schedule, so that’s who we’re preparing for. Doesn’t matter what the record is, doesn’t matter what people say. They’ve got players, they’ve got coaches, and we’ve got work to do.”


Reporter 1: Coach, they’re 0-11. What do you even see on film from a team like that?
Belichick: “See a football team. They line up, they run plays, they have schemes. They’ve got some guys who can run, they’ve got some guys who can tackle. That’s football. You watch the film, you prepare. Doesn’t matter what the score was last week.”


Reporter 2: But statistically, they’re last in the country in offense and defense. How do you prepare for that?
Belichick: “Stats are for people writing stories. We prepare for what we see. And what we see is a team that competes every week. You can’t go into a game assuming anything. That’s how you lose.”


Reporter 3: Do you think this might be more of a tune-up game for your guys?
Belichick: [stares silently for 8 seconds] “We’re not tuning up anything. We’re trying to win a football game. Period.”


Reporter 4: Is there anything about them that concerns you?
Belichick: “Everything. Kick coverage, turnovers, missed assignments. You don’t handle your business, you’ll find yourself behind on the scoreboard. Doesn’t matter who you’re playing.”


Reporter 5: Coach, do you expect to play your backups more in this one?
Belichick: “We’ll play whoever gives us the best chance to win. That’s it.”


Closing Statement:
“Look, they’re a football team. We’re a football team. We’ll play the game. We’ll see what happens. We’ve got to prepare. That’s what we’re doing. Thanks.”

Wasn't far off. Lol

 

[Bill Lee]

Chatgpt: Give me a Belichick press conference about the worst team in college football.

Wasn't far off. Lol

All that is missing is the vocal tics.

 

[h0c2000]

Rumors are the USPTO accepted the trademark, "Do Your Job Poorly without Tom (Bunny's Version)"

I don't know how much truth there is but it would be neat to see on a ripped up t-shirt.

 

[sb1]

Rumors are the USPTO accepted the trademark, "Do Your Job Poorly without Tom (Bunny's Version)"

I don't know how much truth there is but it would be neat to see on a ripped up t-shirt.

I bet even Hue could win titles if he had prime Brady.

 

[signbabybrady]

 

[Bill Lee]

I bet Bill has some memories he'll never forget...

 

[signbabybrady]

 

[Huckleberry1]

I bet Bill has some memories he'll never forget...

I’m sorry, but that photo reminds me so much of The Gimp.

 

[captain stone]

I’m sorry, but that photo reminds me so much of The Gimp.

The Gimp... from Pulp Fiction?

 

[signbabybrady]

 

[Huckleberry1]

Oh no, signbabybill didn’t like The Gimp reference, what will I do?

 

[signbabybrady]

Oh no, signbabybill didn’t like The Gimp reference, what will I do?

Probably hate on Bill more

 

[lancerman]

Probably hate on Bill more

Bro this thread had 5k responses and you have 1k of them. The next highest has less than 600. The third highest has less than 330. After that nobody else breaks 300. You are literally dragging this thread to unprecedented heights

 

[SVN]

How can you not think that documentary hurt Bill? Sometimes the truth hurts.

The whole editing in the piece suggesting odin lloyd would be alive if not for Bill was a bit too much . I think the krafts had decided to mvoe from BB the yr before, no way the doc was released when he was employed here.

 

[Huckleberry1]

Probably hate on Bill more

I know, that’s all I ever do. Like the time I called him the GOAT and you blasted me for not acknowledging that he’s actually the GHBOI The Greatest Human Being Of Infinity. I’ll still never get over your hurtful comments.

But you have to admit, he looks like The Gimp being pulled by his leash into Bunny’s locker room. And yes, UNC is now UOB ( University of Bunny). The Gimp and Bunny got that trademarked, the school will formally change its name this week.

 

[sb1]

Bill Belichick’s Grudge Against Patriots Is Undermining North Carolina Job

Until the six-time Super Bowl winner can move on from his past, the program and the Tar Heel players will suffer.

www.si.com

Ya I’d say there’s a half decent chance Bill isn’t sniffing the end of the season at UNC. Unless he drops Bunny the bimbo.

 

[lancerman]

Bill Belichick’s Grudge Against Patriots Is Undermining North Carolina Job

Until the six-time Super Bowl winner can move on from his past, the program and the Tar Heel players will suffer.

www.si.com

Ya I’d say there’s a half decent chance Bill isn’t sniffing the end of the season at UNC. Unless he drops Bunny the bimbo.

I think he gets two years, but if he doesn’t dramatically improve this year, he’s getting a talking too telling him to cut down on the circus and how he represents himself

 

[h0c2000]

I think he gets two years, but if he doesn’t dramatically improve this year, he’s getting a talking too telling him to cut down on the circus and how he represents himself

2026 looks like a 4 win season for UNC based on their schedule. Wonder if BIll tries to buy out Notre Dame to get to 5 wins before this season ends.

 

[Bill Lee]

Oh no, signbabybill didn’t like The Gimp reference, what will I do?

He's just upset because he wants Bill to be his dom instead of Bill having Jordon as his dom.

Not much you can do about it, that boy needs serious professional help.