JETS SUCK 2024 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE SECOND COMING

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[JoeSixPat]

Well, although I'm agnostic it sure can't hurt.

If there's one thing we've learned through NFL history it's that God is most definately NOT a Jets fan!

 

[They_Hate_We]

1/4/2000: "I resign as HC of the NYJ" on a napkin

 

[Tunescribe]

Well, although I'm agnostic it sure can't hurt.

If there's one thing we've learned through NFL history it's that God is most definately NOT a Jets fan!

Neither is his son ...

 

[signbabybrady]

What's the difference between the Jets and Hobby Lobby?

Both are useless on Sundays.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

What's the difference between the Jets and Hobby Lobby?

Both are useless on Sundays.

I don’t even know who or what Hobby Lobby is but this still makes sense somehow

 

[signbabybrady]

I don’t even know who or what Hobby Lobby is but this still makes sense somehow

They are owned by religious people like Chic Fillet and don't open Sundays.

I hate Hobby Lobby as much as I do the Jets lol.

As a Foxboro resident we get preferred parking and get to use the backdoor access road. But last season they had to move us because a damn Hobby Lobby opened where our lot was. And even though they are closed sundays they still get their retail spots. We didn't get moved far but it's in a spot that we now have to cross over the guys trying to get rte 1.

First world problems lol but even the Jets never caused this much trouble.

 

[1960Pats]

I believe the Revis 2.0 has to be in the mix somewhere. To recap:

The Jets watch Revis win a SB with the Patriots.

In the offseason, Woody Johnson tampers with Revis. Despite Johnson’s comments being nearly identical to the definition of tampering and this being a repeat offense for the Jets, the league gives them a slap on the wrist.

Revis signs a 5 year deal with the Jets with $39 million guaranteed. The Jets think they’re getting prime Revis Island for a second go around. Too late, they discover that player no longer exists and instead they got a guy who had achieved all his career goals and was really looking for a sucker to make his retirement more comfortable.

Didn't the Jets think that they were outbidding the Pats even though the Pats were done with Revis? That was pretty funny.

My favorite of all was the run the Pats had on Thanksgiving of 2013. That changed the meaning of a New York minute to 55 seconds.

 

[reflexblue]

Justin Fields Called 'Biggest Loser' In Jets Training Camp​

What an honor, being called the biggest loser on a franchise of losers.

MSN

 

[n1997y]

Justin Fields Called 'Biggest Loser' In Jets Training Camp​

What ab honor, being called the biggest loser on a team of losers.

MSN

Context would be helpful. Makes it even more meaningful.

2 of 10 ? ! ? !

In a high profile scrimmage!

Really?

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From overachieving roster hopefuls to struggling starters, let's take a look at the biggest winners and losers of the Jets' 2025 Green & White Scrimmage.

Winners and losers from the Jets' Green & White Scrimmage​

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Loser: QB Justin Fields​

Justin Fields put together his best practice of the summer to this point on Friday, completing his first 12 passes en route to an excellent all-around performance. The same can't be said about his showing on Saturday, however.

Fields finished the day an abysmal 2-of-10 in the air, including a drop from rookie tight end Mason Taylor. Some of his incompletions were catchable balls, but the Jets' passing game struggles on Saturday can largely be blamed on No. 7.

 

[TommyD4207]

Justin Fields Called 'Biggest Loser' In Jets Training Camp​

What an honor, being called the biggest loser on a franchise of losers.

MSN

I would like to hear @State 's reaction about his 'unstoppable RPO', whatever the **** that means.

 

[Uptown]

 

[reflexblue]

A classic example of the jest affect. He sucks even worse than he did just by putting on that uniform

 

[Bill Lee]

Typical jest affect. He sucks even worse than he did just by putting on that uniform

Everyone sucks when they put on a Jete uniform, but damn, it was so clear that Fields sucked even before he put on a Jete uniform.

 

[Tunescribe]

Everyone sucks when they put on a Jete uniform, but damn, it was so clear that Fields sucked even before he put on a Jete uniform.

It's the stank. Likely exacerbated to some extent by smoke from the Canadian wildfires.

Also: https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/05/weather/new-york-jersey-earthquake

 

[TommyD4207]

The RPOs....they're unstoppable...

 

[TommyD4207]

Everyone sucks when they put on a Jete uniform, but damn, it was so clear that Fields sucked even before he put on a Jete uniform.

What gave it away? The #11 pick overall going into his 5th season, currently on his third team in three years? That always works out.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

this doesn’t surprise me at all

 

[neckroll#14]

have the Jete won the off-season yet?

 

[Dec54]

I would like to hear @State 's reaction about his 'unstoppable RPO', whatever the **** that means.

I would like to never hear State again