JETS SUCK 2024 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE SECOND COMING

[Tunescribe]

I like what you did with the stats. Neither team is given a snowball's chance in hell, yet the Pats are twice as likely. Have you held public office before?

No. If nominated I will not run and if elected, I will not serve.

 

[Mike the Brit]

No. If nominated I will not run and if elected, I will not serve.

That's a shame. I think you Yanks could do worse.

 

[Tunescribe]

That's a shame. I think you Yanks could do worse.

One executive order on my first and only day as dictator could be deporting the Jete and their fans. The problem is finding a country willing to take them, but Guantanamo might be a temporary option. I don't know if the EPA still exists at this point, but after I designate Florham Park, N.J. a Superfund site its services would be needed to abate the stank. And considering the stank likely follows Jete Nation wherever it ends up, The Hague could cite violation of the Paris Agreement. So, there is much to consider toward avoiding a volatile international incident.

 

[reflexblue]

One executive order on my first and only day as dictator could be deporting the Jete and their fans. The problem is finding a country willing to take them, but Guantanamo might be a temporary option. I don't know if the EPA still exists at this point, but after I designate Florham Park, N.J. a Superfund site its services would be needed to abate the stank. And considering the stank likely follows Jete Nation wherever it ends up, The Hague could cite violation of the Paris Agreement. So, there is much to consider toward avoiding a volatile international incident.

The way you make jete land sound they may think that quantonamo is a step up, although at this point they probably can't smell the stank

 

[Mike the Brit]

One executive order on my first and only day as dictator could be deporting the Jete and their fans. The problem is finding a country willing to take them, but Guantanamo might be a temporary option. I don't know if the EPA still exists at this point, but after I designate Florham Park, N.J. a Superfund site its services would be needed to abate the stank. And considering the stank likely follows Jete Nation wherever it ends up, The Hague could cite violation of the Paris Agreement. So, there is much to consider toward avoiding a volatile international incident.

Bold, statesmanlike, humane.

 

[captain stone]

Desmond Watson needs to go to the NFC East. I want to see someone turn him into a tush push defender.

I really, REALLY despise that immoral maneuver. I can't wait for some diva ****ing QB to get seriously injured while doing it.

 

[signbabybrady]

I really, REALLY despise that immoral maneuver. I can't wait for some diva ****ing QB to get seriously injured while doing it.

I don't think it's a bad thing. You want to stop it stay out of 1 yard situations. Other than that teams like playing in the nickel so much other teams should take advantage of the lighter personell. Hopefully a few more Vince Wilfork types get a job off it and it gets better defended the right way.

 

[n1997y]

Bold, statesmanlike, humane.

Has my vote

 

[Mike the Brit]

I really, REALLY despise that immoral maneuver.

Five years now since the GOAT left the New England Patriots. My hair is down to my shoulders, my fingernails are blackened claws, and I find myself agreeing more and more with captain stone. Still, at least the Jets still suck.

 

[Tunescribe]

Five years now since the GOAT left the New England Patriots. My hair is down to my shoulders, my fingernails are blackened claws, and I find myself agreeing more and more with captain stone. Still, at least the Jets still suck.

 

[1960Pats]

One executive order on my first and only day as dictator could be deporting the Jete and their fans. The problem is finding a country willing to take them, but Guantanamo might be a temporary option. I don't know if the EPA still exists at this point, but after I designate Florham Park, N.J. a Superfund site its services would be needed to abate the stank. And considering the stank likely follows Jete Nation wherever it ends up, The Hague could cite violation of the Paris Agreement. So, there is much to consider toward avoiding a volatile international incident.

Yeah? I don't think so. I'll call some of the hundreds of district judges in my pocket who'll slap you silly with injunctions and make you keep those filthy Jets and their fans for as long as the courts can delay it. You're stuck with them.

 

[Tunescribe]

Yeah? I don't think so. I'll call some of the hundreds of district judges in my pocket who'll slap you silly with injunctions and make you keep those filthy Jets and their fans for as long as the courts can delay it. You're stuck with them.

One way around this might be to declare them domestic terrorists. They've been indoctrinating children for decades and the stank, of course, is self-evident. Ditto for the toll they've taken on regional mental health.

 

[1960Pats]

One way around this might be to declare them domestic terrorists. They've been indoctrinating children for decades and the stank, of course, is self-evident. Ditto for the toll they've taken on regional mental health.

I'll have my people look into that. One thing we know for sure, no matter how things work out, is that the Jets still suck. I wonder what's going to go wrong this year.

 

[signbabybrady]

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[reflexblue]

Have the jest declared that they’ve won the Superbowl yet?

 

[n1997y]

Have the jest declared that they’ve won the Superbowl Superfund yet?

FIFY

 

[slam]

From a Reddit thread: There are 17 players left in the league who were playing when the Jets last were in the playoffs.

 

[Bill Lee]

From a Reddit thread: There are 17 players left in the league who were playing when the Jets last were in the playoffs.

Wow! That's almost as many players as ex-Jete player and coach Antonio Cromartie has kids!

Apparently he already had 8 by the time they filmed Hard Knocks with da Jete in 2010, by seven different women.

And of course the choice to do Hard Knocks back in 2010 is a kiss of death, they haven't made the playoffs since.

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[neckroll#14]

The Jete in defeat... Those clowns aren't even going to claim their annual "off-season championship" title!

https://forums.jetnation.com/topic/185476-for-the-first-time-in-20-years-the-ny-jets-are-not-offseason-champs-and-it-feels-so-good/