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Best:
1. Bill Belichick
Good Points: Too many to list. We didn't always have the better team, but with Bill we had the advantage coaching. Those six Super Bowl titles have his stamp all over them.
Bad Points: Bill likes to go against convention, and he often misses the forest for the trees. This turns some players off. But he turns enough players on to more than compensate. He's got an inoperable sentimental spot for his old Giants, and that hurt us in those two big game losses. And he just couldn't help but not trust Ghost when winning depended on him letting the kid kick instead of going for it on miserably low-percentage fourth down situations.
I've always liked Bill. Always. But that aside, he deserves to be on top.
2. Chuck Fairbanks
Good Points: Chuck was a genius. And he did what he did here with egregious obstruction from ownership.
What's the difference between Belichick/Brady and Fairbanks/Grogan?
The former got Walt Coleman. The latter got Ben Dreith.
That's it.
Bad Points: Can't think of any. No, I don't take the recruiting violations sh*t at Oklahoma seriously. Do I beware of Icebanks' Evil Wandering Eye? Well, if I got it I know I probably deserved it.
3. Bill Parcells
Good Points: So what's a .500 coach doing this high on the list? Because when you look at the whole picture, you see it. New England - we - are special to him. He chose us over more lucrative and flashy venues. And he came this close to winning a title. In SBVI, Landry had Staubach hand it off to Garrison and Hill 21 times, and to the rookie kid Duane Thomas 19 times. That's why they won. All Parcells had to do was give it to C-Mart. Did the Jets thing distract him? Sure. But that's what you get with Bill. He almost walked away (from Kraft) with another Lombardi Trophy.
Bad Points: He annoyed me, but that had a lot to do with me. I despise the Giants. And his pompous arrogance rubbed me the wrong way. But TBH I think Orthwein's identity suicide introducing the flying elvis within a couple weeks of hiring Bill (who was not in favor of it) just jaded me, it was so ugly, insulting and stupid.
So, he didn't tell Perk to protect Drew and have him hand it off to the rookie. But, he did try to reconcile with Kraft, even at the end...and Robert yelled and stormed out of the room.
4. Raymond Berry
Good Points: Raymond is a grounded, Christian, detail-oriented, quiet leader. His hiring is obviously the best decision Pat Sullivan ever made as GM. Ray Clayborn talked about a motivational psychologist Raymond had speak to everyone in the '85 training camp. Eyes rolled...but the message was still received. The innovative ball hawking turnover recovery drills ultimately led them to carry a mediocre QB to the Super Bowl, in an era when a team like the Patriots was definitely NOT supposed to make the Super Bowl. Winning was no surprise under Coach Berry - it was expected.
Bad Points: Raymond is emotional, cares about people, and unfortunately, he took a real shine to Tony Eason. The competitive aspect of Super Bowl XX ended the Monday morning after Championship Game Sunday, when he failed to announce Steve Grogan as the starter for the title game in two weeks. Everybody in the media and prognosticators knew. Nothing - even Tony getting the flu days before kickoff - would change Berry's mind. The SNL cold open the night before featured a group of monks discussing the odds for the big game. They correctly stated that Eason had no chance at all.
And Berry never learned. A year later, Grogan again was the reason they were back in the playoffs, and he still started Eason in Denver. Two years later he benched Flutie for Eason and a tremendous opportunity was again washed down the drain.
5. Mike Holovak
Good Points: Mike coached five outstanding, very good teams who came as close as you can get to winning a title in the AFL. They just barely could not get over the hump. He was ambushed by Sid Gillman in the Pat's only title game appearance.
Bad Points: He was tone deaf to black players' mistreatment in New Orleans and their boycott for the AFL All-Star game, ultimately moved to and played in Houston. It's a lot to expect anybody of these old eras to openly go against racist convention.
Worst:
1. Rod Rust
Rod's a good guy and a good coach. And he has zero makeup to be a head coach. Hiring Rod is the second-worst decision GM Pat Sullivan ever made, the third being ignoring his players' complaints that Lisa Olson has a wandering eye for naked black guys, which ultimately got Pat fired. I suppose the fourth was taunting Long & Millen from the sidelines during and after the playoff win in L.A. (although his emotions are understandable). The first and foremost, of course, is releasing Doug Flutie, and letting him be there in Natick for six months before being exiled to Canada for eight years.
So to me, it was not Rod's fault.
2. Clive Rush
Unsuccessful just begins to describe Clive's tenure here.
But, there are so many stories...from electrocuting himself at his own introductory press conference, to telling his kicker - and only his kicker - to do an onside kick, whereupon a huge Falcons up lineman scooped up the ball and rumbled all the other way for a touchdown...that are so ridiculously hilarious and entertaining that I just find myself in stitches whenever his name comes up.
3. **** MacPherson
It was not ****'s decision to pay Hugh Millen $1 million here while Doug Flutie rewrote the record book and won titles north of the border. So, I don't blame him.
4. John Mazur
I feel like John did the best he could with what he had. But, we can't call him a great head coach. Plunkett made him - and everybody else - look better.
5. Jerod Mayo
Likewise, I think Jerod did the best he could with what he had. It was his decision, and his decision alone, to do all that personnel crap? Of course not.
This is his only experience as a head coach. Is he worse than Dan Campbell? Maybe time will tell.
I have to give an honorable mention out to our very first head coach, Lou Saban.
Lou is forever immortalized in the NFL Films clip from when he coached the Broncos, where he yells (Lou was always yelling) to his OL coach,
"THEY'RE KILLING ME, WHITEY, THEY'RE KILLING ME!!!!!!!"
*Fun fact: Who was Lou's Defensive Backfield Coach in Denver (1967-70)?
**** MacPherson
1. Bill Belichick
Good Points: Too many to list. We didn't always have the better team, but with Bill we had the advantage coaching. Those six Super Bowl titles have his stamp all over them.
Bad Points: Bill likes to go against convention, and he often misses the forest for the trees. This turns some players off. But he turns enough players on to more than compensate. He's got an inoperable sentimental spot for his old Giants, and that hurt us in those two big game losses. And he just couldn't help but not trust Ghost when winning depended on him letting the kid kick instead of going for it on miserably low-percentage fourth down situations.
I've always liked Bill. Always. But that aside, he deserves to be on top.
2. Chuck Fairbanks
Good Points: Chuck was a genius. And he did what he did here with egregious obstruction from ownership.
What's the difference between Belichick/Brady and Fairbanks/Grogan?
The former got Walt Coleman. The latter got Ben Dreith.
That's it.
Bad Points: Can't think of any. No, I don't take the recruiting violations sh*t at Oklahoma seriously. Do I beware of Icebanks' Evil Wandering Eye? Well, if I got it I know I probably deserved it.
3. Bill Parcells
Good Points: So what's a .500 coach doing this high on the list? Because when you look at the whole picture, you see it. New England - we - are special to him. He chose us over more lucrative and flashy venues. And he came this close to winning a title. In SBVI, Landry had Staubach hand it off to Garrison and Hill 21 times, and to the rookie kid Duane Thomas 19 times. That's why they won. All Parcells had to do was give it to C-Mart. Did the Jets thing distract him? Sure. But that's what you get with Bill. He almost walked away (from Kraft) with another Lombardi Trophy.
Bad Points: He annoyed me, but that had a lot to do with me. I despise the Giants. And his pompous arrogance rubbed me the wrong way. But TBH I think Orthwein's identity suicide introducing the flying elvis within a couple weeks of hiring Bill (who was not in favor of it) just jaded me, it was so ugly, insulting and stupid.
So, he didn't tell Perk to protect Drew and have him hand it off to the rookie. But, he did try to reconcile with Kraft, even at the end...and Robert yelled and stormed out of the room.
4. Raymond Berry
Good Points: Raymond is a grounded, Christian, detail-oriented, quiet leader. His hiring is obviously the best decision Pat Sullivan ever made as GM. Ray Clayborn talked about a motivational psychologist Raymond had speak to everyone in the '85 training camp. Eyes rolled...but the message was still received. The innovative ball hawking turnover recovery drills ultimately led them to carry a mediocre QB to the Super Bowl, in an era when a team like the Patriots was definitely NOT supposed to make the Super Bowl. Winning was no surprise under Coach Berry - it was expected.
Bad Points: Raymond is emotional, cares about people, and unfortunately, he took a real shine to Tony Eason. The competitive aspect of Super Bowl XX ended the Monday morning after Championship Game Sunday, when he failed to announce Steve Grogan as the starter for the title game in two weeks. Everybody in the media and prognosticators knew. Nothing - even Tony getting the flu days before kickoff - would change Berry's mind. The SNL cold open the night before featured a group of monks discussing the odds for the big game. They correctly stated that Eason had no chance at all.
And Berry never learned. A year later, Grogan again was the reason they were back in the playoffs, and he still started Eason in Denver. Two years later he benched Flutie for Eason and a tremendous opportunity was again washed down the drain.
5. Mike Holovak
Good Points: Mike coached five outstanding, very good teams who came as close as you can get to winning a title in the AFL. They just barely could not get over the hump. He was ambushed by Sid Gillman in the Pat's only title game appearance.
Bad Points: He was tone deaf to black players' mistreatment in New Orleans and their boycott for the AFL All-Star game, ultimately moved to and played in Houston. It's a lot to expect anybody of these old eras to openly go against racist convention.
Worst:
1. Rod Rust
Rod's a good guy and a good coach. And he has zero makeup to be a head coach. Hiring Rod is the second-worst decision GM Pat Sullivan ever made, the third being ignoring his players' complaints that Lisa Olson has a wandering eye for naked black guys, which ultimately got Pat fired. I suppose the fourth was taunting Long & Millen from the sidelines during and after the playoff win in L.A. (although his emotions are understandable). The first and foremost, of course, is releasing Doug Flutie, and letting him be there in Natick for six months before being exiled to Canada for eight years.
So to me, it was not Rod's fault.
2. Clive Rush
Unsuccessful just begins to describe Clive's tenure here.
But, there are so many stories...from electrocuting himself at his own introductory press conference, to telling his kicker - and only his kicker - to do an onside kick, whereupon a huge Falcons up lineman scooped up the ball and rumbled all the other way for a touchdown...that are so ridiculously hilarious and entertaining that I just find myself in stitches whenever his name comes up.
3. **** MacPherson
It was not ****'s decision to pay Hugh Millen $1 million here while Doug Flutie rewrote the record book and won titles north of the border. So, I don't blame him.
4. John Mazur
I feel like John did the best he could with what he had. But, we can't call him a great head coach. Plunkett made him - and everybody else - look better.
5. Jerod Mayo
Likewise, I think Jerod did the best he could with what he had. It was his decision, and his decision alone, to do all that personnel crap? Of course not.
This is his only experience as a head coach. Is he worse than Dan Campbell? Maybe time will tell.
I have to give an honorable mention out to our very first head coach, Lou Saban.
Lou is forever immortalized in the NFL Films clip from when he coached the Broncos, where he yells (Lou was always yelling) to his OL coach,
"THEY'RE KILLING ME, WHITEY, THEY'RE KILLING ME!!!!!!!"
*Fun fact: Who was Lou's Defensive Backfield Coach in Denver (1967-70)?
**** MacPherson












