Caption this (JEST@NE, part 1)

[ctpatsfan77]

This one comes from my brother.

"Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker left Jets cornerback David Barrett in the dust as he leapt for a reception."

 

[Patriotic Fervor]

"Hey!!! WTF?!?! You're not supposed to be catching passes like that today!!!"

 

[bakes781]

"What's that ball? There's a Jet behind me? I better use my keen ability to shrink to almost half my normal size then!"

 

[LurkingLinebacker]

This one comes from my brother.

"Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker left Jets cornerback David Barrett in the dust as he leapt for a reception."

How do these white guys move so fast?

 

[checkedout]

"Watch me catch this pass while I watch you suck!"

 

[ctpatsfan77]

My own take--"Oh, wow, I guess I can jump!"

 

[PlanB]

I can fly, I can fly, I can fly

 

[NEGoldenAge]

TOTO, TOTO, It's a twister. It's a twister!

That sooo looks photoshopped.