***Dingleberry Casino*** Week 3 Results

[Dingleberry]

Hello everyone. Below are the results from Week 3 betting. It was another great week for the casino. 1960Pats maintains his lead but there were big winning weeks by mgcolby, BaconPotatoFarmer, fightingirish, Brandon Cox, and borisman who were all above +25k for the week. Nice betting!

We also lost 2 of our 30 bettors this week. Thank you to Ring 6 for playing again this year.

I also wanted to clarify on bets that "push" as it came into play this week. If there is a push on a straight up bet (line or O/U), the bet is void. You get your bet back, no money is won. If there is ANY push within a teaser or a parlay, your bet loses. Any questions, please ask.

Week 4 betting thread will be up by Thursday morning.




@1960Pats @Brandon_Cox @Ford Prefect @sb1 @ArchAngel007 @mgcolby @Pat the Pats Fan @BaconGrundleCandy @fightingirish595 @borisman @Froob @mikey m @PowerRunRevival @venecol @Chevy @pazrul72 @JarOfMayo51 @Hyped @borg @pctronics0072 @FreeTedWilliams @Calhoun44 @neuronet @PatsFanInVa @Brotherblues @irishfanatic @everlong @Ring 6

 

[Guts]

That was BS

 

[Dingleberry]

That was BS

Which bet?

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Not everyone has the work ethic to wake up at 2:15 a.m. and pick rutabagas and cap several NFL games a week.

#Farmersville #farmerslife #farminginthemorningconstructionduringthedaycappingatnight

 

[Guts]

Which bet?

Chiefs and Bucs

 

[Dingleberry]

Chiefs and Bucs

There was a lot of BS last week. Should have known by that last second crap Thursday night when the Steelers gave the Browns an extra TD that it was going to be a stupid week.

 

[borisman]

@Dingleberry
I was +40K for week. Don’t short change me now lol

 

[Dingleberry]

@Dingleberry
I was +40K for week. Don’t short change me now lol

Checking on it....

 

[everlong]

I'm 1-7 on my picks this year. For a fee I'll tell you all who I like so you can bet the other way.

 

[Dingleberry]

@Dingleberry
I was +40K for week. Don’t short change me now lol

Wins: Lions 5k, Colts 5k, Packers 5k, Rams 5k, Jags 5k, Broncos 5k, Teaser (+150) 15k
Loss: Pats 5k

I am also seeing 40k. I will fix this, and you will see the additional 5k added to your bankroll in the betting thread.

It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man.

 

[Dingleberry]

Let @borisman teach all of you a lesson. Be responsible for your own bets! My staff and I are brilliant, damm good looking, and hung like elephants. But was are not infallible. Lots of numbers. And I pay my staff (one person) below minimum wage under the table.

Always check your bet results.

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

Let @borisman teach all of you a lesson. Be responsible for your own bets! My staff and I are brilliant, damm good looking, and hung like elephants. But was are not infallible. Lots of numbers. And I pay my staff (one person) below minimum wage under the table.

Always check your bet results.

Your team seems to have had no problems calculating my 0 for the last two weeks

 

[Dingleberry]

Your team seems to have had no problems calculating my 0 for the last two weeks

Thank you for making things so easy for us!

 

[Brotherblues]

5k Pats cover (-2.5)
5k Pats-Ravens Over (43.5)
5k Pats-Ravens both teams score 20+ (+200)

Can you double check here? Thought I made a few bucks!

 

[Dingleberry]

Can you double check here? Thought I made a few bucks!

You are correct. You should be +10k. That will also be added to your bankroll in the betting thread. I fugged up because every time I saw "Pats" I just gave it an L for lame muthafugging loss!

I am off to go flog myself. You degenerates better check your bets. Time for me to stop drinking during the week when doing this.

 

[Dingleberry]

Ok, I am going to come clean.

The calculation screw ups this week were a test. We wanted to see if they were caught. It was to teach you to be responsible for your own bankroll. Call it tough love, but we want to make you responsible bettors. Better people. We are looking out for you. Hallelujah!

You're welcome.

That is the official story.



@venecol

 

[venecol]

Ok, I am going to come clean.

The calculation screw ups this week were a test. We wanted to see if they were caught. It was to teach you to be responsible for your own bankroll. Call it tough love, but we want to make you responsible bettors. Better people. We are looking out for you. Hallelujah!

You're welcome.

That is the official story.



@venecol

Then why did you dock my pay?

 

[Dingleberry]

Then why did you dock my pay?

I....um....ah.....take it to private message, you dumbass!

You are ruining the official story...which is 100% true.