1. Bucs - I still root for Brady. And his winning will upset a few people here and cause some tampon strings to tangle. That makes me smile. The ensuing arguments and thread bannings will provide much off-season entertainment.
2. Bengals - Why not? It's like the perennial loser Jets winning the SB but a likable version of them.
3. Titans - Vrabel doesn't bother me like some here. He seems like a ****, but he is still our **** sort of.
4. 49ers - I still like Jimmy G.
5. Packers - Do not want. However, I would celebrate a Packers win over any of the next 3. The amount of Rodgers hate spewing out would be glorious. I would enjoy that--not Rogers winning, but the misery of so many would be fun.
6. Rams - Stafford is soft and a loser. Not a fan. OBJ. Von Miller. Just not interested in them winning. L.A. sucks too.
7. Bills - McDermott and their fans are exceptionally twattish. Josh Allen is ok though. Wish he was on another team.
8. Chiefs - Worst outcome possible. Too many reasons to list.