**Wild Card Betting** Dingleberry Casino

[Dingleberry]

Playoff Props
Receiving: Cooper "2 girls 1" Kupp
Passing Yards: Tom Brady
Rushing Yards: Fuggit, Derrick Henry, healthy or not

Bungles to cover, 2k
Bucs to cover & unleash an "oh shoot" from the Iggles, 2k
'Boys to cover, 3k
Squeelers to make the most of the opportunity and only lose by less than 12.5, 2k
Cardinals money line 2k

Prop Bets
TD
Gimme a Brady non-passing for 1k
Gimma Mac Jones non-passing for 1k
Let's go Brandon (Bolden) 1k
Dre Trey Eight (Stevenson) 3k
Hunter Henry 2k
Zeke Elliott 2k
Kelce 2k

Rush Yards
Deebo Samuel, 1k
Mac Jones 1K
Brady 1k
Fournette 1k

Receptions
Bourne 1k
Cam Brate 1k
N'Keal 1k

Receiving Yards
George Kittle 2k
Tyreek Hill 2k
Kelce 2k
Cooper "2 girls 1" Kupp 1k
Leonard Fournette 1k
I WILL NOT PROP BET JONNU SMITH I WILL NOT PROP BET JONNU SMITH I WILL NOT...
(But give me some Jonnu TD odds you bastard! @Dingleberry)

Passing TDs
Jalen Hurts 1k
Derek Carr 2k
Mahomes 2k

Passing Yards
Gimme Kyler Murray for 2k
Joe Burrow for 2k
Pat Mahomes for 2k

I will return Jonnu to the TD prop list next week. As a Patriots fan, I am hoping my removal of his name creates a reverse jinx and they actually use him!

 

[Dingleberry]

Playoff Props
Receiving: Cooper "2 girls 1" Kupp
Passing Yards: Tom Brady
Rushing Yards: Fuggit, Derrick Henry, healthy or not

Bungles to cover, 2k
Bucs to cover & unleash an "oh shoot" from the Iggles, 2k
'Boys to cover, 3k
Squeelers to make the most of the opportunity and only lose by less than 12.5, 2k
Cardinals money line 2k

Prop Bets
TD
Gimme a Brady non-passing for 1k
Gimma Mac Jones non-passing for 1k
Let's go Brandon (Bolden) 1k
Dre Trey Eight (Stevenson) 3k
Hunter Henry 2k
Zeke Elliott 2k
Kelce 2k

Rush Yards
Deebo Samuel, 1k
Mac Jones 1K
Brady 1k
Fournette 1k

Receptions
Bourne 1k
Cam Brate 1k
N'Keal 1k

Receiving Yards
George Kittle 2k
Tyreek Hill 2k
Kelce 2k
Cooper "2 girls 1" Kupp 1k
Leonard Fournette 1k
I WILL NOT PROP BET JONNU SMITH I WILL NOT PROP BET JONNU SMITH I WILL NOT...
(But give me some Jonnu TD odds you bastard! @Dingleberry)

Passing TDs
Jalen Hurts 1k
Derek Carr 2k
Mahomes 2k

Passing Yards
Gimme Kyler Murray for 2k
Joe Burrow for 2k
Pat Mahomes for 2k

For clarity, make sure to specify if all of the player props (other than TD prop) are over or under.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

For clarity, make sure to specify if all of the player props (other than TD prop) are over or under.

Ha. I didn't really understand them to be over-unders, I thought you just went down the grocery store shelves and picked up all the overs you thought would happen. Those are all over bets. Give me +2000 on a Jonnu TD. Come on.

 

[Chevy]

Ok, I forbid anyone wasting the 2k on N'Keal. Please don't. I don't have that many Dinglebucks to pay it anyway.

Glad I got mine in before the ban.

 

[Dingleberry]

Ha. I didn't really understand them to be over-unders, I thought you just went down the grocery store shelves and picked up all the overs you thought would happen. Those are all over bets. Give me +2000 on a Jonnu TD. Come on.

I thought they were all overs, but wanted to be sure. Realistically, Jonnu TD would be around +500. I want to see if he can get a catch!

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

Dingleballs free props
Joe Brady 2K (1600)
Tee Higgins 2K (3000)
Joe Mixon 2K (1000)

 

[Dingleberry]

Playoff Props:

Burrow (+1600)
Hill (+1200)
Mixon (+1000)

 

[Guts]

Bengals Spread
Patriots Dog Line
Bucs Spread
49ers Dog Line
Steelers Spread

All 10K

 

[Dingleberry]

6 point teaser (+100) $6k

Bengals (+0.5)
Over 43

 

[Ring 6]

Correct. Your regular season ending bank roll is still the same.

What is the rule on minimum amount that must be bet? Is it a % of the bankroll?

 

[Dingleberry]

What is the rule on minimum amount that must be bet? Is it a % of the bankroll?

At least 10%

Doesn't have to be exact, as long as it's close to 10% rounded one way or the other.

If someone has $122k, 10% is $12,200. I am fine with $12k though.

 

[Ring 6]

At least 10%

Doesn't have to be exact, as long as it's close to 10% rounded one way or the other.

If someone has $122k, 10% is $12,200. I am fine with $12k though.

Got it, thanks. Just in case I need to go to the 4 corner offense.

 

[1960Pats]

Nope. You had to be at or above $50k to bet in the playoffs. No rhyme or reason to that, just what I came up with somewhere along the way.

Is that what you came up with in your avatar?

I'm glad that I went back and reread the rules. I was going to pick this week's winners instead of the entire playoffs for the playoff props. I was trying to decide between the Brady package and the Mahomes one, but in the end I decided to mix it up.

Please give me Mahomes, Kelce and Fournette for the playoff props.
As for this week please give me Cincy at -5.5 for 70K.
Thanks.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I thought they were all overs, but wanted to be sure. Realistically, Jonnu TD would be around +500. I want to see if he can get a catch!

A Jonnu CATCH would be +500

Give me +1000 and I'll bet on the TD, final offer

 

[Dingleberry]

A Jonnu CATCH would be +500

Give me +1000 and I'll bet on the TD, final offer

Trying to bargain with a casino? You would be more likely to get a couple of broken kneecaps than either of those odds.

Now show yourself out before I call my meatheads in to throw you out on your iambic arse!

 

[Dingleberry]

Dingleballs free props
Joe Brady 2K (1600)
Tee Higgins 2K (3000)
Joe Mixon 2K (1000)

Just to clarify, I assume the QB is Burrow based on the odds. Not Joe Brady or Joe Mama?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Call off your goons, and everybody, go out and find you a prop bet on the Jonnu TD, because @Dingleberry has the inside scoop... it's a lock, and the casino's not taking bets on it

 

[Dingleberry]

Call off your goons, and everybody, go out and find you a prop bet on the Jonnu TD, because @Dingleberry has the inside scoop... it's a lock, and the casino's not taking bets on it

Ok, here is what I will do. I will give you (and anyone else who wants it) +1500 on Jonnu getting 2 TD's in the entire playoffs.

For this weekend, I will offer the following props on Jonnu:

O/U 2.5 catches
O/U 22.5 yards
+500 TD

 

[borisman]

Freeroll prop bets:
Pat Mahomes +250
Mike Evans +1,200
Darrel Williams +900

 

[Chevy]

Raiders (+5.5) $15000

49ers (-3.0) $15000

Bucs (-8,5) $15000

DOG - Steelers (-12.5) $7000