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N'Keal Harry Might've Clinched the Title of 'Worst Acquisition of Belichick's Career' Last Night
Your team is down by six in the 4th quarter. Your quarterback has led you 60 yards thanks to a 21-yard gap run by your lead running back. You're facing a 2nd & 5 in the red zone. The signal comes for you to motion from the boundary side slot to the field side. And you're off somewhere in your own little bubble.
Mac Jones does that heel step thing to signal Harry into motion. Harry doesn't see it. So he hand gestures. No response. He tries tapping it out in Morse Code on David Andrews ass cheeks. Starts flashing an Aldis lamp. Tears his hand towel in two to signal in Semaphore. Begins to finally try to connect psychically with his wideout using Astral Projection. Before he finally just screams out for Harry to wake up and get in the play as the play clock counts down like in every Sci-Fi movie where a space ship/station has been set to Self-Destruct mode. Even as Tony Romo is about to have a coronary, Jones has to re-yell the play to Harry as he runs by, but has the presence of mind to realize it's been busted beyond his ability to repair it, so he airmails the ball above Jonnu Smith.
Note that this is Harry's third season. He was first handed a playbook in May of 2019. A simpler time in the long, long ago when people still did things like go to movies and Corona was something you drank. Mac Jones first saw his about six months ago. But he knows what the playcall is. So does Harry's other nine teammates.
N'Keal Harry Might've Clinched the Title of 'Worst Acquisition of Belichick's Career' Last Night
Eric Christian Smith. Shutterstock Images.Before I get into this, I want to firmly define my terms. I am not trying to limit this discussion to mere draft picks. We can have a lively discussion about...
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Your team is down by six in the 4th quarter. Your quarterback has led you 60 yards thanks to a 21-yard gap run by your lead running back. You're facing a 2nd & 5 in the red zone. The signal comes for you to motion from the boundary side slot to the field side. And you're off somewhere in your own little bubble.
Mac Jones does that heel step thing to signal Harry into motion. Harry doesn't see it. So he hand gestures. No response. He tries tapping it out in Morse Code on David Andrews ass cheeks. Starts flashing an Aldis lamp. Tears his hand towel in two to signal in Semaphore. Begins to finally try to connect psychically with his wideout using Astral Projection. Before he finally just screams out for Harry to wake up and get in the play as the play clock counts down like in every Sci-Fi movie where a space ship/station has been set to Self-Destruct mode. Even as Tony Romo is about to have a coronary, Jones has to re-yell the play to Harry as he runs by, but has the presence of mind to realize it's been busted beyond his ability to repair it, so he airmails the ball above Jonnu Smith.
Note that this is Harry's third season. He was first handed a playbook in May of 2019. A simpler time in the long, long ago when people still did things like go to movies and Corona was something you drank. Mac Jones first saw his about six months ago. But he knows what the playcall is. So does Harry's other nine teammates.