PatsFans.com Menu
PatsFans.com - The Hub For New England Patriots Fans

Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!


Status
Not open for further replies.
And some folks find fat chicks attractive. It's good people see things differently I suppose.

No, that isn’t it at all. These are objective facts and not tastes.

You’re bragging that the Jets stadium has a higher seating capacity than the Patriots, which leads to having overall more tickets sold. Ignoring that the Patriots have zero unsold seats per game, while a quick math estimate (roughly 5% of 80,000) shows the Jets have almost 4,000 unsold seats per game. You’d be better off bragging merely about the total seating capacity, which is a silly and idiotic thing thing to brag about, but that’s all you have here. You didn’t even realize that these numbers show the Jets are actually the least popular draw in the entire league, while the Patriots are sold out every home game and 98% of tickets at road games (likely explained by having the Jets road game as a dent on perfect road attendance.)
 
No, that isn’t it at all. These are objective facts and not tastes.

You’re bragging that the Jets stadium has a higher seating capacity than the Patriots, which leads to having overall more tickets sold. Ignoring that the Patriots have zero unsold seats per game, while a quick math estimate (roughly 5% of 80,000) shows the Jets have almost 4,000 unsold seats per game. You’d be better off bragging merely about the total seating capacity, which is a silly and idiotic thing thing to brag about, but that’s all you have here. You didn’t even realize that these numbers show the Jets are actually the least popular draw in the entire league, while the Patriots are sold out every home game and 98% of tickets at road games (likely explained by having the Jets road game as a dent on perfect road attendance.)

Only Dallas has more home attendance than the Jets.

Pretty impressive imo. Jet fans kick ass.

See what ya like though. To each their own.
 
Only Dallas has more home attendance than the Jets.

Pretty impressive imo. Jet fans kick ass.

See what ya like though. To each their own.

You just keep looking smarter and smarter. Keep going.
 
You mean to tell me that the teams with the biggest stadiums are selling more tickets? Mind blown.
 
Only Dallas has more home attendance than the Jets.

Pretty impressive imo. Jet fans kick ass.

See what ya like though. To each their own.

Losing draws losers.
 
Only Dallas has more home attendance than the Jets.

Pretty impressive imo. Jet fans kick ass.

See what ya like though. To each their own.

Only the Jets have more fans cheering for the visiting team as they travel in droves as the tickets are so cheap on the secondary market.
 
Only the Jets have more fans cheering for the visiting team as they travel in droves as the tickets are so cheap on the secondary market.

They can thank us for the boost in one of their home games.
 

And some folks find fat chicks attractive. It's good people see things differently I suppose.
Damn it, just when we thought it was safe to go online YOU come back and pollute this thread with more lies, delusional bullcrap and egregious social impropriety. :mad: You know for a FACT that attendance at Jete home games has been around 60 percent max all season long (save for the opener) and less than 40 percent in the fourth quarter. Likewise if a "fat chick" deigned to kiss you, you'd think you had died and gone to heaven.

By the way, what is your favorite Jete-related activity: ping pong, dancing or bowling? It sure as hell can't be football.
 
Last edited:
By the way, what is your favorite Jete-related activity: ping pong, dancing or bowling? It sure as hell can't be football.

Favorite activity?

Heckling opposing team's family members in the stands.

Oh wait... that's in NE. ;)
 
Favorite activity?

Heckling opposing team's family members in the stands.

Oh wait... that's in NE. ;)
As always, you're a day late and a dollar short while doubling down on stupidity. Mahomes' bimbette lied -- proven and documented. Link: Eyewitness Testimony, Video Evidence Prove Pat Mahomes’ Girlfriend Lied About Being Harassed By Patriots Fans And Moved By Security

Now, if you want to discuss abhorrent fan behavior, we can begin by citing the cretinous aborigines attending Jete games at New Giants Stadium.
 
As always, you're a day late and a dollar short while doubling down on stupidity. Mahomes' bimbette lied -- proven and documented. Link: Eyewitness Testimony, Video Evidence Prove Pat Mahomes’ Girlfriend Lied About Being Harassed By Patriots Fans And Moved By Security

Now, if you want to discuss abhorrent fan behavior, we can begin by citing the cretinous aborigines attending Jete games at New Giants Stadium.

I'm also an avid videographer. It's fun stuff.

Though I hear it's much better up in NE. ;)
 
Only the Jets have more fans cheering for the visiting team as they travel in droves as the tickets are so cheap on the secondary market.

The are the visiting team by definition. They're not even the favorite team of people in their home city. Or the best team, most years.

How much must that suck? Best team on the planet vs. not even the best team in their home town? Often the third-best team in their effin' state?
 
As always, you're a day late and a dollar short while doubling down on stupidity. Mahomes' bimbette lied -- proven and documented. Link: Eyewitness Testimony, Video Evidence Prove Pat Mahomes’ Girlfriend Lied About Being Harassed By Patriots Fans And Moved By Security

Now, if you want to discuss abhorrent fan behavior, we can begin by citing the cretinous aborigines attending Jete games at New Giants Stadium.

Btw, what the hell type of "news" source is that? Did you make that site with Wordpress?

Whoa man... just cause something is on the internet doesn't make it true. I'd figure most along the coasts know this by now.
 
The are the visiting team by definition. They're not even the favorite team of people in their home city. Or the best team, most years.

How much must that suck? Best team on the planet vs. not even the best team in their home town? Often the third-best team in their effin' state?

Attendance stats would beg to differ.
 
Attendance stats would beg to differ.

At the beginning of games or the end? Or are you confining it to Darnold's recent competence spree?
 
At the beginning of games or the end? Or are you confining it to Darnold's recent competence spree?

Those stats are for the entire season.
 
Those stats are for the entire season.

Ok, I'm going to go ahead and stipulate you guys had great attendance stats, and come back to that and the ticket prices :D

For right now, do you know how attendance factors into the playoff picture? I can't find it anywhere in the tie-breakers (not to mention in some formula that adds wins when you're eliminated from the playoffs by your football performance).
 
Ok, I'm going to go ahead and stipulate you guys had great attendance stats, and come back to that and the ticket prices :D

For right now, do you know how attendance factors into the playoff picture? I can't find it anywhere in the tie-breakers (not to mention in some formula that adds wins when you're eliminated from the playoffs by your football performance).
Careful, you'll make his explode and there'll be green slime all over his moms basement.
 
Wow. I found a complementary stat, assuming -- and it's probably a bad assumption -- that you're justifiably stoked about attendance.

Under the NFL average... in the NY/NJ metroplex!

Average NFL ticket price 2018 | Statista

Only way to get more asses in seats is for high school drop outs to take time off their busy pizza serving jobs to provide lap dances and then some as a concession like the starbucks in Idiocracy. Sometimes when you're tired of watching failure you just want a comfort latte.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.


It’s Already Maye Day For The Patriots
TRANSCRIPT: Patriots OL Caedan Wallace Press Conference
TRANSCRIPT: Eliot Wolf’s Day Two Draft Press Conference
Patriots Take Offensive Lineman Wallace with #68 Overall Pick
TRANSCRIPT: Patriots Receiver Ja’Lynn Polk’s Conference Call
Patriots Grab Their First WR of the 2024 Draft, Snag Washington’s Polk
2024 Patriots Draft Picks – FULL LIST
MORSE: Patriots QB Drake Maye Analysis and What to Expect in Round 2 and 3
Five Patriots/NFL Thoughts Following Night One of the 2024 NFL Draft
Friday Patriots Notebook 4/26: News and Notes
Back
Top