Content Post Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[cmasspatsfan]

who are YOU? Tony Two Times????

Hes gonna get the papers, get the papers

 

[maust]

Those kids look so excited to be there, one smile amongst 11 kids.

The one kid smiling, that's the anosmic kid.

 

[BTTA]

Wow, this Ravens-Jets game has route written all over it. Jets coaching staff needs to get a team ready by TH to contain that offense? When will Jackson be out of the game? By middle of the third quarter?

 

[Tunescribe]

Wow, this Ravens-Jets game has route written all over it.

You mean taking Route 95 from Jersey to Baltimore, or rout as in impending smackdown of the Jete?

 

[1960Pats]

You mean taking Route 95 from Jersey to Baltimore, or rout as in impending smackdown of the Jete?

I knew that was coming.

 

[captain stone]

Pats 10-2, Jets planning for the draft. Pats 6 SBs, Jets 1 massively overhyped lucky ass win 50 years ago. Pitchers and catchers report in 6 weeks. Just sayin’

STFU with that "but...but...10-2!!" garbage.

That was Then; this is Now...and 24 hours from Now, Patsies will be 10-3, and eventually 12-4.

But yes, the JEST still suck.

 

[Tunescribe]

24 hours from Now, Patsies will be 10-3, and eventually 12-4.

Captain, stifle yourself ...

 

[maust]

Captain, stifle yourself ...

Most Pats fans in Patstown like Coach a lot,
but the Captain, who lives just north of Patstown - does not.

The Captain hates Coach, no matter the season.
Now, please don't ask why; there's no valid reason.

It could be, perhaps, that his shoes are too tight.
Or it could be that his head isn't screwed on just right.

But I think that the most likely reason of all,
may be that his hat is two sizes too small.

But, whatever the reason, his hat or his shoes,
He stands on Captain Mountain booing his boos.

 

[Tunescribe]

Jingle bells
Fireman yells
What is that you smell?
Must be Jete,
Another defeat
Sending fans
Straight down to hell

 

[Vatahala]

Nice to see that Jamal Adams is resting his left ankle sprain today so as to be ready to crush the Ravens on Thursday.

 

[maust]

In related news Governor Raimondo has declared a state of emergency at TF Green and mobilized a hazmat team to de-stank the gear when it arrives from Jersey

 

[Tunescribe]

In related news Governor Raimondo has declared a state of emergency at TF Green and mobilized a hazmat team to de-stank the gear when it arrives from Jersey

 

[BTTA]

Another first round pick down the drain.

 

[BTTA]

You mean taking Route 95 from Jersey to Baltimore, or rout as in impending smackdown of the Jete?

Both, unintentionally.

 

[captain stone]

At least they'll have some momentum heading to the Sh!thole on Thursday...for whatever that's worth...

We should all be J-E-T-E JETE JETE JETE fans for that game.

 

[Tunescribe]

At least they'll have some momentum heading to the Sh!thole on Thursday...for whatever that's worth...

We should all be J-E-T-E JETE JETE JETE fans for that game.

Some things are impossible. The putrid Jete beating Baltimore is one of them.

 

[Tunescribe]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! A new definition for "pinhead" thanks to none other than Levon Belch!

Link: https://nypost.com/2019/12/09/leveon-bell-went-bowling-all-night-after-jets-ruled-him-out-with-flu/

 

[JetFan79]

Fun fact...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Fun fact...

I see a graphic that shows the Jets are dead last in in percentage of tickets sold at all games this season, and a sad attempt to make it appear the opposite by listing stadium capacities.

 

[JetFan79]

I see a graphic that shows the Jets are dead last in in percentage of tickets sold at all games this season, and a sad attempt to make it appear the opposite by listing stadium capacities.

And some folks find fat chicks attractive. It's good people see things differently I suppose.