Scariest thing I’ve ever heard

[Soliel]

Miami of Ohio

Let that sink in

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

They produce scary QBs...from the perspective of underage girls in bar bathrooms.

 

[maust]

I guess it's a matter of perspective.
From my standpoint when spoken by a particular redhead the scariest words I've ever heard are:
Fine
Nothing
Go Ahead
It's Okay
Whatever
Really
We need to talk
and the once popular but now seldom heard YOUR Son

 

[Gwedd]

I guess it's a matter of perspective.
From my standpoint when spoken by a particular redhead the scariest words I've ever heard are:
Fine
Nothing
Go Ahead
It's Okay
Whatever
Really
We need to talk
and the once popular but now seldom heard YOUR Son

There are a few more, but yeah....... after 34 years of marriage, I can attest to the truth you speak.

 

[farn]

Your kidney stone is 2cm x 1cm...

 

[PP2]

I guess it's a matter of perspective.
From my standpoint when spoken by a particular redhead the scariest words I've ever heard are:
Fine
Nothing
Go Ahead
It's Okay
Whatever
Really
We need to talk
and the once popular but now seldom heard YOUR Son

I thought it was:

Do I look fat in this?

 

[Mike the Brit]

"Can you feel your fingers? Can you feel your toes?"

 

[maust]

I thought it was:

Do I look fat in this?

I guess it goes back to that matter of perspective thing. We all navigate our own particular minefields, that one has never been in the one I traverse. Not once in all our years together, even during pregnancies, has my bride ever uttered those words. She prides herself on her conditioning, it shows and other women hate her for it.
YMMV but the ones I listed go something like this:

Fine; It is anything but and it's time I started being reasonable and seeing it her way.

Nothing; It is most definitely something and that unknown something is damn important. In fact my universe has now shrunken to whatever the something behind that nothing is.

Go Ahead; DO NOT GO AHEAD! Best to freeze in place and await instruction.

It's Okay; No, no it is not. Exercise extreme caution

Whatever; The discussion is over. She is right and I am an idiot. The only thing left to be determined is my punishment. May God have mercy on my soul.

Really; DEFCON 2, the warheads are fueled and the silos are open

We need to talk; No, SHE needs to talk. I either need to listen carefully or beg forgiveness.

YOUR Son; Whatever follows is an indictment of my parenting skills as exhibited by the actions of one of my apparently motherless offspring. Any flippancy on my part after the uttering of those words could be fatal and it's not just my life in the balance, the gate is open and I might be taking him to hell with me.

 

[1960Pats]

I guess it goes back to that matter of perspective thing. We all navigate our own particular minefields, that one has never been in the one I traverse. Not once in all our years together, even during pregnancies, has my bride ever uttered those words. She prides herself on her conditioning, it shows and other women hate her for it.
YMMV but the ones I listed go something like this:

Fine; It is anything but and it's time I started being reasonable and seeing it her way.

Nothing; It is most definitely something and that unknown something is damn important. In fact my universe has now shrunken to whatever the something behind that nothing is.

Go Ahead; DO NOT GO AHEAD! Best to freeze in place and await instruction.

It's Okay; No, no it is not. Exercise extreme caution

Whatever; The discussion is over. She is right and I am an idiot. The only thing left to be determined is my punishment. May God have mercy on my soul.

Really; DEFCON 2, the warheads are fueled and the silos are open

We need to talk; No, SHE needs to talk. I either need to listen carefully or beg forgiveness.

YOUR Son; Whatever follows is an indictment of my parenting skills as exhibited by the actions of one of my apparently motherless offspring. Any flippancy on my part after the uttering of those words could be fatal and it's not just my life in the balance, the gate is open and I might be taking him to hell with me.

Sorry about the duplicates...

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


Almost forgot "Whatever"...(it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!)

 

[maust]

Almost forgot "Whatever"...(it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!)

A classic example of YMMV. My wife doesn't waste a word to communicate *!#@ YOU! She's a redhead, they have a look for that. I'm also fairly certain somewhere in that arsenal she has a look that can cause spontaneous combustion, it's just never gotten that far.

 

[aluminum seats]

Miami of Ohio

Let that sink in

Miami is a fun town and Ohio is a solid state...think I’m missing the point here...

 

[everlong]

Honey, Aaron Hernandez is here to pick you up.

 

[primetime]

"Pats fans dot com poster"

 

[IcyPatriot]

Bob Kraft has extra time to burn.

 

[signbabybrady]

And with the pick the Jets select......

 

[TB_Helmet]

Fans of other teams:

“Brady has the ball with two minutes left”

 

[maust]

And with the pick the Jets select......

You're in the wrong thread. This one is for the scariest thing you've heard, not the funniest

 

[zoostation]

Fans of other teams:

“Brady has the ball with two minutes left”

.......trailing by 8 or less.

 

[signbabybrady]

You're in the wrong thread. This one is for the scariest thing you've heard, not the funniest

Just imagine if you were draft eligible

 

[Drewski]

Miami is a fun town and Ohio is a solid state...think I’m missing the point here...

I had the same reaction last night.

I started at the "hmmm, poster must not know much about Native and early American history" and then that jumped to into a pool of complete confusion (admittedly I focused on the namesake within Ohio and not FL)

The state of my birth leaves much to be desired, but I could think of probably 15-20 "worse" states