Soliel
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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.I guess it's a matter of perspective.
From my standpoint when spoken by a particular redhead the scariest words I've ever heard are:
Fine
Nothing
Go Ahead
It's Okay
Whatever
Really
We need to talk
and the once popular but now seldom heard YOUR Son
I guess it's a matter of perspective.
From my standpoint when spoken by a particular redhead the scariest words I've ever heard are:
Fine
Nothing
Go Ahead
It's Okay
Whatever
Really
We need to talk
and the once popular but now seldom heard YOUR Son
I thought it was:
Do I look fat in this?
I guess it goes back to that matter of perspective thing. We all navigate our own particular minefields, that one has never been in the one I traverse. Not once in all our years together, even during pregnancies, has my bride ever uttered those words. She prides herself on her conditioning, it shows and other women hate her for it.
YMMV but the ones I listed go something like this:
Fine; It is anything but and it's time I started being reasonable and seeing it her way.
Nothing; It is most definitely something and that unknown something is damn important. In fact my universe has now shrunken to whatever the something behind that nothing is.
Go Ahead; DO NOT GO AHEAD! Best to freeze in place and await instruction.
It's Okay; No, no it is not. Exercise extreme caution
Whatever; The discussion is over. She is right and I am an idiot. The only thing left to be determined is my punishment. May God have mercy on my soul.
Really; DEFCON 2, the warheads are fueled and the silos are open
We need to talk; No, SHE needs to talk. I either need to listen carefully or beg forgiveness.
YOUR Son; Whatever follows is an indictment of my parenting skills as exhibited by the actions of one of my apparently motherless offspring. Any flippancy on my part after the uttering of those words could be fatal and it's not just my life in the balance, the gate is open and I might be taking him to hell with me.
Almost forgot "Whatever"...(it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!)
Miami is a fun town and Ohio is a solid state...think I’m missing the point here...Miami of Ohio
Let that sink in
And with the pick the Jets select......
.......trailing by 8 or less.Fans of other teams:
“Brady has the ball with two minutes left”
Just imagine if you were draft eligibleYou're in the wrong thread. This one is for the scariest thing you've heard, not the funniest
Miami is a fun town and Ohio is a solid state...think I’m missing the point here...