Tom Brady announces retirement [MOD EDIT: April Fools - Obviously]

[KDPPatsfan85]

Well crap. What a crappy Easter this turned out to be. We better trade up for a QB in the top 10 now. DAMN!

BREAKING: Patriots QB Tom Brady Announces Retirement After 18 Seasons

 

[RayClay]

I believe he announced it would be when he was at least 45, right? Then Johnny Manziel can take over.

 

[WinstonSmith]

I've always preferred Hoyer.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Thank goodness. Over the hill and over rated

 

[PWRxWLF]

Now we can go out and finally sign Adam Seward to play QB without worrying about damaging baby boy Tommy’s fragile ego.

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

F*** you Giselle!!!!

 

[signbabybrady]

F*** you Giselle!!!!

I believe you meant to say @KDPPatsfan85

 

[maineman209]

A more shocking headline would have been ...

"GOODELL ADMITS TO EVERYTHING!"

 

[supafly]

I believe you meant to say @KDPPatsfan85

Beat me to it.