A Jets fan stands for the National Anthem

[Tuck]

And drinks his beer through a straw.

 

[jah]

Nah the straw is an adapter so he can pee in the cup

 

[rexxar]

And drinks his beer through a straw.

Historians don't know what civilization first came up with the idea of sticking tubes into cups and slurpling, but the earliest evidence of straws comes from a seal found in a Sumerian tomb dated 3,000 B.C. It shows two men using what appear to be straws taking beer from a jar. In the same tomb, archeologists also found history's first known straw -- a tube made from gold and the precious blue stone lapis lazuli.

 

[AtomicDawg]

That poor flag. Cannot imagine the fart smells it had to endure by that guy.

 

[Joker]

maggot filth

 

[convertedpatsfan]

See, I find stuff like this far more offensive than a black man kneeling during the anthem to protest the injustices that black Americans face daily.

This fat **** is just sitting there, farting on the flag. No surprise that the most vocal self-declared patriots are often the worst offenders, dumping casserole onto American flag plates or wiping mayo off with their American flag napkins while rubbing their junk on their American flag swimsuits. But you stand for the anthem. Yeah, that's all that matters...

But nothing is more offensive than drinking beer out of a straw. What the ****?

 

[fair catch fryar]

Nah the straw is an adapter so he can pee in the cup

He does appear to have quite small hands so the size of the straw seems appropriate for most Jets fans.

 

[Adam Seward]

See, I find stuff like this far more offensive than a black man kneeling during the anthem to protest the injustices that black Americans face daily.

This fat **** is just sitting there, farting on the flag. No surprise that the most vocal self-declared patriots are often the worst offenders, dumping casserole onto American flag plates or wiping mayo off with their American flag napkins while rubbing their junk on their American flag swimsuits. But you stand for the anthem. Yeah, that's all that matters...

But nothing is more offensive than drinking beer out of a straw. What the ****?

The benefit of no bubbles allows one to become black out drunk faster and erase the memory of being a jete fan, if for only a brief, joyous period.

 

[Brick27]

See, I find stuff like this far more offensive than a black man kneeling during the anthem to protest the injustices that black Americans face daily.

This fat **** is just sitting there, farting on the flag. No surprise that the most vocal self-declared patriots are often the worst offenders, dumping casserole onto American flag plates or wiping mayo off with their American flag napkins while rubbing their junk on their American flag swimsuits. But you stand for the anthem. Yeah, that's all that matters...

But nothing is more offensive than drinking beer out of a straw. What the ****?

So this one guy represents a large portion of patriots? Seems like a rather vast generalization if you ask me.

Don't get me wrong though, I'd assume this guy here on his own is clearly a loser.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Using the flag as a beach blanket is BS

 

[convertedpatsfan]

So this one guy represents a large portion of patriots? Seems like a rather vast generalization if you ask me.

Don't get me wrong though, I'd assume this guy here on his own is clearly a loser.

No, this guy represents the ridiculous hypocrite.

You know how the most anti-gay people end up being closet homosexuals? Or how the most uptight church-going women are the meanest, cattiest *****es? Same deal with the loudmouths who think they are the country's biggest patriots, when really they're the biggest national embarrassments like this guy.

 

[Tuck]

Using the flag as a beach blanket is BS

You would think, but its obviously okay because he stands for the anthem.

 

[ThatllMoveTheChains!!!]

But its obviously okay because he stands for the anthem.

That or he's illiterate.

 

[Tony2046]

maggot filth

The kneeling is something I can comprehend. I may not agree with it but I respect kneelers as individuals or brothers enough to at least listen to the why's of the situation. But that **** head cannot be using the flag as a freaking beach towel. WTF is wrong with that dude. That does piss me off.

 

[Brick27]

No, this guy represents the ridiculous hypocrite.

You know how the most anti-gay people end up being closet homosexuals? Or how the most uptight church-going women are the meanest, cattiest *****es? Same deal with the loudmouths who think they are the country's biggest patriots, when really they're the biggest national embarrassments like this guy.

I agree, hypocrites are the worst on both sides and all grounds.

Clearly you only identify conservatives as hypocrites lol.

 

[Joker]

"I expect you to act as a civil, decent human being..."...everyone's FIRST mistake when attempting to make sense of any Jete fan's existence...

 

[Brick27]

@TB_Helmet evidently was triggered

 

[TB_Helmet]

See, I find stuff like this far more offensive than a black man kneeling during the anthem to protest the injustices that black Americans face daily.

This fat **** is just sitting there, farting on the flag. No surprise that the most vocal self-declared patriots are often the worst offenders, dumping casserole onto American flag plates or wiping mayo off with their American flag napkins while rubbing their junk on their American flag swimsuits. But you stand for the anthem. Yeah, that's all that matters...

But nothing is more offensive than drinking beer out of a straw. What the ****?

Convertedpatsfan just moved into my top 5 favorite patsfans.com posters.

 

[thecore762]

Jets fan will cause severe mental health issues.

 

[convertedpatsfan]

I agree, hypocrites are the worst on both sides and all grounds.

Clearly you only identify conservatives as hypocrites lol.

They were just the first examples that popped into my head. There's plenty of hypocrisy across any and every group you can think of.