Martellus on things

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[oldrover]

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[Clonamery]

We love the Pats and then we call PatsFans.com and speak to the Game Day thread.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

If I told my wife a lot of women want to be with me, she'd die of laughter, and then I would really be alone....

 

[farn]

Catch the ball, score TDs, block for RBs, keep things light.

Marty has exceeded all of my expectations. And w Gronk out, his role is more important than I'd have ever guessed. Good pick up. If he moves on next season, I appreciated his effort & contribution here.

 

[IllegalContact]

Patriots player Martellus Bennett ‘saves the day,’ fulfills school fundraiser - The Boston Globe

 

[patchick]

Guys, Bennett is a genius. He's cracked the code! He's able to revel in the spotlight and make himself a super-quotable media darling, all while fitting perfectly into the Patriots' reveal-nothing, zero bulletin-board material culture. The secret is to talk about anything but football.

Bennett is thronged by cameras as he waxes eloquent about the inadequacies of Canadian bacon. Meanwhile his teammates chuckle and get to avoid another round of saying "they're a tough opponent" and "I'll let the coaches make those decisions, I'm just trying to do my job." The reporters go home happy and absolutely nothing is said about personnel, opponents or game plans. Perfection.

Stick around, Marty.

 

[Clonamery]

Guys, Bennett is a genius. He's cracked the code! He's able to revel in the spotlight and make himself a super-quotable media darling, all while fitting perfectly into the Patriots' reveal-nothing, zero bulletin-board material culture. The secret is to talk about anything but football.

Bennett is thronged by cameras as he waxes eloquent about the inadequacies of Canadian bacon. Meanwhile his teammates chuckle and get to avoid another round of saying "they're a tough opponent" and "I'll let the coaches make those decisions, I'm just trying to do my job." The reporters go home happy and absolutely nothing is said about personnel, opponents or game plans. Perfection.

Stick around, Marty.

100% agree, re-sign please.

One man's bacon is another man's cliché.

 

[Brewskies]

I hope he resigns with the Pats. He's a can do guy. We need him considering the unknown status of Gronk.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

I hope the Pats and Marty can come to terms for him to finish his career in New England. He's a breath of fresh air compared to some of the media darlings on other teams; Fizzle at the Ratbirds, and OBJ at the Midgets