Here is a call I expect to hear tonight....
"Pass interference, defense...
The ball will be placed at the spot of the foul, or twelve yards from the line if scrimmage, whichever is shorter...."
Or how about this one?
"Manning is hit in the backfield and it's a fumble, the Eagles have recovered....
After review, by a special ruling from the NFL* front office, the Giants will be allowed to keep the ball. The recovery would result in an 18 yard loss, but by the special rule, the Giants are allowed to lose no more than 12 yards on a play. The ball will be moved up 6 yards."
"And the pass is intercepted and run back by the Eagles for a touchdown, that is Eli's 4th pick tonight.
Wait a minute, the refs are conferring, and it appears they are changing the result of the play.
By a special ruling from Roger Goodell and John Mara, the Giants are not allowed to lose a 4th pick, the Giants will keep possession of the ball but will lose, at most, 12 yards on the play.
Since the line of scrimmage was the 25 yard line, the ball will be moved to the 13 yard line. Giants' ball, replay the down."
The Giants, Roger Goodell, and John Mara need to be mocked hard and often for their BS ruling protecting the Giants' cheating!