Jets Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[oldrover]

I came here for comfort, and I get this?!?!!



George is getting frustrated!!!!!

 

[JetFan79]

I came here for comfort, and I get this?!?!!

George is getting frustrated!!!!!

Don't worry man. Vegas has you guys as 10 point favorites I think. Should be an easy win for the Pats.

 

[Aßßynormal]

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Jets O vs Pats D: Advantage Jets
As I mentioned a few days ago, all the headlines will be about Pats O vs Jets D. But I think the deciding factor will be if the Jets O can keep the ball a while which will keep the defense fresh. If the time of possession is around 50/50, Jets odds go way up. But if the Jets D is on the field too much, Brady will absolutely shred any defense once they get tired.

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Very wrong, without turnovers Jersey doesn't break 19 points. NE 31 Jersey 17.

 

[JetFan79]

Very wrong, without turnovers Jersey doesn't break 19 points. NE 31 Jersey 17.

Very possible. But I don't really think this is a case of the Jets not being able to score. The only way I see the Jets not scoring in the 20s at least is if NE gets out to a sizeable early lead, Fitz is forced to win it and he fails miserably. Entirely possible, but not likely.

Btw, thank you for pointing out the Jets are a Jersey team. We just take NYC's money and play to their vanity with the name "NY".

 

[Tunescribe]

I do think it'll be a great game. Perhaps with the Jets up by 4 late and the Pats driving. Leading to a pick-6.

Where do you come up with this crap? Put down the lube and take a cold shower.

 

[JetFan79]

Where do you come up with this crap? Put down the lube and take a cold shower.

Hey I can only post what I think. If you want I'll give a separate prediction to make ya happy.

Pats: Gronk 2 TDs and over 100yds. Dion 1 TD, 75yds rushing, 75 receiving. Edelman 2TDs (1 on a punt return), 12 receptions, 150yds (actually this would be great for my fantasy team), Amendola 7 receptions, Blount 40yds 1 TD.

Jets: Decker 5 receptions, Marshall 6 receptions 1 TD, Ivory 60 yards rushing 1TD, Fitz 2 INTs.

Pats 45 - Jets 17

**Edit: On second thought this would really screw my Jets fantasy D. This sh!t better not happen.

 

[Tunescribe]

Hey I can only post what I think. If you want I'll give a separate prediction to make ya happy.

Pats: Gronk 2 TDs and over 100yds. Dion 1 TD, 75yds rushing, 75 receiving. Edelman 2TDs (1 on a punt return), 12 receptions, 150yds (actually this would be great for my fantasy team), Amendola 7 receptions, Blount 40yds 1 TD.

Jets: Decker 5 receptions, Marshall 6 receptions 1 TD, Ivory 60 yards rushing 1TD, Fitz 2 INTs.

Pats 45 - Jets 17

You're a twentysomething, right?

 

[JetFan79]

You're a twentysomething, right?

Nope. Probably about the same age as you. Perhaps a lil older.

 

[Bill Lee]

I also am not convinced of any suckage by the jets this year.

That's because the green slime is playing a cellar-dweller's schedule.

Hate is too strong a word. I'd use "disdain," bordering on revulsion.

I'll split the difference and go with disgust. If some don't see it, I presume you haven't loaded page 1 of this thread for a while, so I'll help you out:
* Jets tamper with Pats coach Bill Parcells during Patriots Super Bowl run.
* Jets sign Pats running back Curtis Martin to bogus "poison pill" contract.
* Jets coach Herm Edwards sets NFL record for game clock mismanagement.
* Jets fans assault women in multiple “Gate 4” incidents.
* Pats assistant Eric Mangini steals Bill Belichick's laptop computer upon hiring as Jets coach.
* Jets coach Eric Mangini tampers with Patriots WR Deion Branch.
* Mangini and Jets front office initiate “Cameragate” against the Patriots.
* Jets coach Rex Ryan fined $50k for flipping off Dolphins fans in public.
* Immaturity and disorganization of team documented on HBO "Hard Knocks" series.
* Reporter Ines Sainz claims she was sexually harassed in Jets locker room.
* Jets players forced to take social awareness classes after Sainz incident.
* Trip-Gate: assistant coach Sal Alosi fined $25k and suspended for season.
* Rex Ryan's foot fetish videos starring wife make mainstream news.
* Ryan farms out his wife to strangers on Internet kink site.
* Ryan embarrasses self weeping publicly; makes horrid cameo in Adam Sandler film.
* Quarterback Mark Sanchez buttfumbles his way to infamy.
* Sanchez dates/beds high school girl; is photographed dancing nude with clothed women.
* Jets mascot Fireman Ed quits citing abuse from fellow fans, refuses team's request to return.
* Accused murderer/male Jets fan sucker punches small blonde female Pats fan in Jersey.
* Quarterback Brett Favre texts genitals photo to fellow Jets employee Jen Sterger.
* Penis selfie photo sexted by quarterback Geno Smith published on multiple web sites.
* Tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. arrested for drug possession, seen masturbating in his car.
* Jets sign convicted felon/dog killer Ron Mexico, a/k/a Michael Vick.
* Jets legend Joe Namath lauds Pats quarterback Tom Brady as the greatest ever.
* A drunken Namath shames the Jets trying to kiss reporter Suzy Kolber on national TV.
* CB Antonio Cromartie requests salary advance to pay child support; can't recall kids' names.
* Owner Woody Johnson openly tampers with ex-Jet/Patriot cornerback Darrelle Revis.
* CB Darrelle Revis returns for huge $$$ after tricking Jets into bidding against themselves.
* Media weasel/Jets hack Manish Mehta calls Patriots "petty" over Revis tampering allegation.
* Jets file bogus tampering claim over Pats owner Bob Kraft's comments regarding Revis.
* Defensive lineman Sheldon Richardson is suspended four games for his marijuana habit.
* Jets fans commission "cheaters" banner flown over Patriots training camp practice.
* Sheldon Richardson strikes again, charged with resisting arrest after traffic violations.
* Jets team officials don't learn about Richardson's latest arrest 'til two weeks later.
* Jets fans loudly boo quarterback Geno Smith during in-stadium training camp practice.
* Teammate punches Geno Smith breaking his jaw, sidelining him for two months.
* Jets guard Oday Aboushi is suspended one game, found with weed during traffic stop.
* Jets rookie quarterback Bryce Petty angers Jets fans by liking Domino's pizza.
* Jets WR Quincy Enunwa is suspended four games for abusing his girlfriend.

 

[goheels22002]

Gotta get out the Ban Hammah for Tedy Bruschi who just said the Jests are the best team the Pats have faced this season.

The Jets are 4-1. Rex is in another part of New York. Revis is good and knows everything that Tom Brady and New England does. The Jets have the top-rated defense in the NFL. The Pats are cooked.

NFL Stats: Team

 

[Tunescribe]

Nope. Probably about the same age as you. Perhaps a lil older.

It's true that age and maturity can be at odds, especially with New Jersey fans. I recall a Pats-Green Beans game I attended a few years ago at New Giants Stadium. I sat next to a Green Beans fan who had to be in his late sixies and acted like he was 12. Truly embarrassing. Then there was the guy who kept throwing peanuts at me whenever my back was turned. But of course, you're "proud" to be associated with those cretins.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

jest fans will be pretty sad come 415..nothing new for them

 

[Joker]

hey Jet fan!....Blair Thomas!

 

[JetFan79]

It's true that age and maturity can be at odds, especially with New Jersey fans. I recall a Pats-Green Beans game I attended a few years ago at New Giants Stadium. I sat next to a Green Beans fan who had to be in his late sixies and acted like he was 12. Truly embarrassing. Then there was the guy who kept throwing peanuts at me whenever my back was turned. But of course, you're "proud" to be associated with those cretins.

Ok, guess we can just agree to disagree on the prediction. However I know as I read through threads, these personal battles can be annoying. I've tried to be respectful of every fan here, the team and the city of Boston. Not sure where you get immaturity from. This here is the first worthless conversation I've had here yet. My apologies to everyone for it. Feel free to message me if you're so inclined, but lets stop the BS in the thread. Hope you enjoy your Sunday nonetheless.

 

[JetFan79]

hey Jet fan!....Blair Thomas!

 

[Joker]

Look on the bright side, grennie...at least I didn't say Roger Vick...or Jeff Lageman...or *ulp* Kyle Brady or...well...I'm sure YOU know the rest of that specific sordid historical calamity.

 

[JetFan79]

Look on the bright side, grennie...at least I didn't say Roger Vick...or Jeff Lageman...or *ulp* Kyle Brady or...well...I'm sure YOU know the rest of that specific sordid historical calamity.

Ken O'Brien is a good one too.

 

[Joker]

Historical note...the mods created this thread because I'm such a psychotic Jets hater I was infecting almost all the threads with my personal brand of lunatic fringe insanity...but then, in their wisdom, they created THIS thread and lo and behold, I became a lesser light in the Jet Hater pantheon as hordes of previously silent greenatics unleashed the fury of a million Pats fans on the net.

Do you realize this thread has been referenced by media from across the country the last five years?

 

[JetFan79]

Historical note...the mods created this thread because I'm such a psychotic Jets hater I was infecting almost all the threads with my personal brand of lunatic fringe insanity...but then, in their wisdom, they created THIS thread and lo and behold, I became a lesser light in the Jet Hater pantheon as hordes of previously silent greenatics unleashed the fury of a million Pats fans on the net.

Do you realize this thread has been referenced by media from across the country the last five years?

I was unaware of this. Thanks for the info. That's actually pretty cool. Glad to take on the battle for a while then. I feel honored.

 

[JetFan79]

Historical note...the mods created this thread because I'm such a psychotic Jets hater I was infecting almost all the threads with my personal brand of lunatic fringe insanity...but then, in their wisdom, they created THIS thread and lo and behold, I became a lesser light in the Jet Hater pantheon as hordes of previously silent greenatics unleashed the fury of a million Pats fans on the net.

Do you realize this thread has been referenced by media from across the country the last five years?