Another useless QB ranking but what the heck, it's the offseason.

[PatsRI]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6839252

This guy ranks the QBs :
"To determine the hierarchy, we've stirred history of conduct, salary and party potential in the city of employment into a stew and cooked up a few random numbers.
The following list is generated by these numbers and checks in as NFL's first-ever Quarterback Off-Duty Stability Rating, rolled out from best to worst:



Brady is ranked behind such players as Rex Grossman - wasn't prepared for game because of New Yaars partying and get this one, Ben Roethlisberger . I guess cracking your bike up and missing time for your team isn't as bad as getting an actress with child.

Again it's a useless ranking but it should cause some discussion. The picture of Brady is really bad too.

 

[Mainefan]

The man is absolutely desperate to fill space. He can be ignored without in any way harming your football knowledge.

 

[ironwasp]

Um, I think this is a spoof.

 

[questionman]

It's a waste of space and time.

 

[DarrylS]

Um, I think this is a spoof.

Great deduction.. I agree..

 

[MoLewisrocks]

And if some of you had a sense of humor, you would have realized it was an attempt at humor, and much of it was actually funny. Not hilarious, mind you, but funny.

Rating: 100

5. Chad Pennington (New York Jets): He once attempted to throw New York City reporters under the bus, but didn't have the arm strength.

9. Peyton Manning (Indianapolis Colts): Manning generally gets along with teammates, but has been known to accuse kickers of being "liquored up." Insiders believe he could be the first quarterback in NFL history to miss time with an endorsement hernia.

Rating: 86.5

11. Tom Brady (New England Patriots): Attempted to alienate the Pats' entire fan base by wearing a Yankees cap in New York City.

Another off-season distraction is the rumored threat of a new reality series called America's Next Top Model to Date Tom Brady.

Rating: 80

12. Donovan McNabb (Philadelphia Eagles): McNabb may become the first NFL quarterback to require rehab for injured feelings. Well, we're not sure if they're injured or just hurt.

At least he's not getting fat during the off-season anymore.

Rating: 76.5

15. Michael Vick (Atlanta Falcons): Now running out of the pocket and possibly onto the docket. With allegations of STDs, a questionable water bottle, at least one public obscene gesture, dog-fight enabling and a ridiculous alias, Vick has become the biggest off-field quarterback risk since a couple of wayward Carolina Panther cheerleaders.

Former teammate Matt Schaub was worried that if he continued as Vick's backup, he might be arrested as an accomplice.

Rating: 0.5

LOL

 

[Pujo]

Geez, we're gonna give Pats fans a reputation for being pretty darn humorless.

 

[Mainefan]

It was a spoof, of course. My point remains: the guy is desperate for material.

 

[zippo59]

And if some of you had a sense of humor, you would have realized it was an attempt at humor, and much of it was actually funny. Not hilarious, mind you, but funny.

Rating: 100

5. Chad Pennington (New York Jets): He once attempted to throw New York City reporters under the bus, but didn't have the arm strength.

9. Peyton Manning (Indianapolis Colts): Manning generally gets along with teammates, but has been known to accuse kickers of being "liquored up." Insiders believe he could be the first quarterback in NFL history to miss time with an endorsement hernia.

Rating: 86.5

11. Tom Brady (New England Patriots): Attempted to alienate the Pats' entire fan base by wearing a Yankees cap in New York City.

Another off-season distraction is the rumored threat of a new reality series called America's Next Top Model to Date Tom Brady.

Rating: 80

12. Donovan McNabb (Philadelphia Eagles): McNabb may become the first NFL quarterback to require rehab for injured feelings. Well, we're not sure if they're injured or just hurt.

At least he's not getting fat during the off-season anymore.

Rating: 76.5

15. Michael Vick (Atlanta Falcons): Now running out of the pocket and possibly onto the docket. With allegations of STDs, a questionable water bottle, at least one public obscene gesture, dog-fight enabling and a ridiculous alias, Vick has become the biggest off-field quarterback risk since a couple of wayward Carolina Panther cheerleaders.

Former teammate Matt Schaub was worried that if he continued as Vick's backup, he might be arrested as an accomplice.

Rating: 0.5

LOL

That is funny.