Top Ten Rejected Store Names at Gilette's New Mall

[Patriotic]

With the new mall being built next to Gillette Stadium, here are some of the stores the Kraft family has politely rejected.

10. Borges' Copy Center

9. Shula's Snow Plows

8. Pat Sullivan's Boxing Gym

7. Fryar's Knife and Auto Body Shop

6. Victor's Close Shave

5. Fred Smerlas' Ticket World

4. Clive Rush's Electrical Repair

3. Mowatt's Missiles

2. Namath's Tavern

1. Tie - Big Tuna's Groceries / The House of Chung

 

[patsgo]

With the new mall being built next to Gillette Stadium, here are some of the stores the Kraft family has politely rejected.

10. Borges' Copy Center

9. Shula's Snow Plows

8. Pat Sullivan's Boxing Gym

7. Fryar's Knife and Auto Body Shop

6. Victor's Close Shave

5. Fred Smerlas' Ticket World

4. Clive Rush's Electrical Repair

3. Mowatt's Missiles

2. Namath's Tavern

1. Tie - Big Tuna's Groceries / The House of Chung

you forgot felgers rainbow pride disco

 

[mavfan2390]

Reiss's Candy Store anyone?

 

[JoeSixPat]

Howabout:

"Ty Law's House of Gym Bags"

Ok actually they are his cousin's gym bags but let's face it -no one's going to buy that, now are they?

 

[Va_Pats_Fan]

6. Victor's Close Shave

I would of went with "Victor's Secret"

 

[godef]

The Terry Glenn Clinic.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Tom Brady Family Planning Center

Bruschi's Micro-Brew Tavern

Chad Jackson Rehab Center

Troy Brown Bingo Parlor

 

[PatsFanInVa]

"Feed Your Family - Groceries for millions"
1st National Bank of Seattle - Branch Office
Peyton's Place
Bears Essentials
TGISaturdays (Owned by a certain lineman on a team which will not be mentioned here)
TomGis Glamor Shots
Buffalo Bill's Chophouse
Ricky Williams' Bed, Bath, and a Bong
Star Bucks (banned at least until next year's bill for Stallworth comes due)
AdamNLeave adult boutique (toys for when you don't plan to stay)
Hart-Lee Dykes: Fashions for Lipstick Lesbians
Belichick Fil-A

and of course,

The Orange Bowl!

PFnV

 

[Number Cruncher]

Eason's Ladies Apparel...

Adam's Flea and Tick Center...

Statue's By Bledsoe...

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

"Feed Your Family - Groceries for millions"
1st National Bank of Seattle - Branch Office
Peyton's Place
Bears Essentials
TGISaturdays (Owned by a certain lineman on a team which will not be mentioned here)
TomGis Glamor Shots
Buffalo Bill's Chophouse
Ricky Williams' Bed, Bath, and a Bong
Star Bucks (banned at least until next year's bill for Stallworth comes due)
AdamNLeave adult boutique (toys for when you don't plan to stay)
Hart-Lee Dykes: Fashions for Lipstick Lesbians
Belichick Fil-A

and of course,

The Orange Bowl!

PFnV

LOL 10 characters

 

[BradfordPatsFan]

Fred McCrary's barber shop

O'Callahan's Irish Pub

Ben's Coats-n-More

 

[Patriotic]

Chris Canty's School of Dance

Max Lane's Turnstiles for All Occasions

Sam Bam's Jams, Clams and Hams

Marino's Ring Cleaning, Whine and Stew

Marion's Butts & Thighs

Joe Kapp's Vision Center

O J's Sharpening Service

Terry Glenn's Spellin' Academy

Aqua4Ever's Betting Parlor

 

[JoeSixPat]

I guess "Tom Brady's House of Falafel" wasn't a reject?

 

[Michael]

Victor Kiam's "Classic Bit*ch Store"

 

[PatriotPat]

Mangini's Relocation Services

Kenyatta Jones' Water Heaters

Pete Carroll's "Pumped" Tire Store

 

[RayClay]

Harpo's Halftime Half off all the time.

 

[RayClay]

Mangini's Relocation Services

Kenyatta Jones' Water Heaters

Pete Carroll's "Pumped" Tire Store

and "Jacked"?

 

[RayClay]

Parcell's moving and storage. We're ready when you are.

Eason's Acting Academy: Get in touch with your "inner child" while in the fetal position.

Steve Martin's stand up school: Be a stand up guy. Even if those RBs run by you, you can still give a "wild and crazy" interview.

Corey Dillon charm school. Have you seen my resume?

Bledsoe house of Statuary.

 

[Tunescribe]

Bledsoe & Lane Diving Instruction

Pete's Poodle Grooming

Christian Peter Charm School

Pioli's Pirogi & Ravioli

Meriweather Gun Shop

 

[RayClay]

Victor Kiam's "Classic Bit*ch Store"

I guess Zeke's Hot Sausage Emporium is assumed.