Car registered to spikes found on highway after crash

[JackBauer]

Bring back Deontae Skinner and move on.

I'm sure they can find someone who runs faster than my grandmother.

 

[Sticky Caulk]

I'm sure they can find someone who runs faster than my grandmother.

He's got the same speed at Spikes.. which isn't saying anything positive, but he is a decent tackler and known to be a smart player with good instincts. I wouldn't doubt the Patriots still have his agents number on file for this sort of situation. Young camp body.

 

[Kontradiction]

Unless they got confirmation (which is hard to believe since Spikes isn't in cuffs right now), it seems pretty early to outright release him.

 

[eom]

this will be the bambi origin story when that move gets rebooted in 3 yrs

 

[Tunescribe]

that was fast

So was Spikes -- in his car, if not on the field.

 

[Tunescribe]

Too bad. Spikes panicked with a deer in the headlights look and fled.
Those of us fawning over him will be disappointed.
Dear me.

He lost a lot of bucks getting released ... plenty of doe.

 

[Wheelman]

What do we tell the fawns?

Poor fawns lost their mother.

Goodell the "man of justice" will take away the Patriots 2016 and 2017 draft picks for murder.

 

[Deus Irae]

Unless they got confirmation (which is hard to believe since Spikes isn't in cuffs right now), it seems pretty early to outright release him.

Nothing publicly known is any reason to release Spikes.

 

[Jackson 2]

What do we tell the fawns?

Simple. As is the case with every dastardly act since man began recording events, a Patriot did it.

 

[Brady6]

He lost a lot of bucks getting released ... plenty of doe.

I see what you did there, well played...

 

[Ross12]

I don't get how the people in the Nissan all had to be hospitalized. My wife has done more damage than that just pulling out of the driveway.

 

[Triumph]

Patriots released LB Brandon Spikes, per source. Wasted no time....
Per Schefter

Oh dear.

 

[Triumph]

2010 Patriots draft picks from Florida:
- Hernandez
- J Cunningham
- Spikes

Thanks for the character references, Urban.

U of Criminal.

Explains why God sent Tebow there.

 

[Kontradiction]

***BREAKING*** turns out Spikes had a dashcam on his car. The following is footage from that night...

 

[condon84]

That Florida Gator team that Urban fielded to win a BCS Championship has got to be the most infamous ever assembled. Not even Tebow's wholesome image can save that team.

 

[Gwedd]

I don't get how the people in the Nissan all had to be hospitalized. My wife has done more damage than that just pulling out of the driveway.

Insurance claims. The redneck lottery, and if that doesn't work, then suing Spikes, the Patriots, whomever their lawyers think has the deepest pockets and would be most likely to settle out of court.

 

[deters]

Poor Maybach.... Not only crashed and left to alone, but also that terrible paint job and ugly ass rims...

 

[Kontradiction]

That Florida Gator team that Urban fielded to win a BCS Championship has got to be the most infamous ever assembled. Not even Tebow's wholesome image can save that team.

You mean Urban "decay" Meyer? And yeah, I agree. That team was one of the better college teams every assembled (at least IMO), but they were chock full of criminals. Still, I miss him as a coach. The man knows how to recruit. Look at that Ohio State team right now. That team has his fingerprints all over it and they're returning the vast majority of their team from 2014.

 

[condon84]

You mean Urban "decay" Meyer? And yeah, I agree. That team was one of the better college teams every assembled (at least IMO), but they were chock full of criminals. Still, I miss him as a coach. The man knows how to recruit. Look at that Ohio State team right now. That team has his fingerprints all over it and they're returning the vast majority of their team from 2014.

Police will need those fingerprints later on.

 

[Deus Irae]

You mean Urban "decay" Meyer? And yeah, I agree. That team was one of the better college teams every assembled (at least IMO), but they were chock full of criminals. Still, I miss him as a coach. The man knows how to recruit. Look at that Ohio State team right now. That team has his fingerprints all over it and they're returning the vast majority of their team from 2014.

Urban can recruit
Urban can coach

You don't want Urban choosing your church congregation members, though.