Just consider him now awaken.
I think he'd fall into the category of 'classic BB pick'. If a player is considered a potential first rounder, but gets injured, is now healed, and fits the Pats -- why wouldn't BB consider him?
I'll be the first to say that BelichickFan deserves full credit for this very late riser. Good choice.
Cousins,
Lets start a big thread and demand that BB and SP draft this guy with one of our first. Say he's the next Reggie White. Say we know we can sign him for Britt money for 6 years. Tell them he will be better than Seymour by the end of camp. Tell them he is starting a ministry for wayward NFL players. Tell them he is actually willing to break down all the film of each game immediately after the gun. Even before taking a shower!
THEN and only then will we be convinced that The Godfather and Tonto Pioli DON'T draft this guy!
Speaking of a NFL ministry for wayward NFL players, I am thinking of starting a company that offers this service to NFL teams. Every NFL player with thug and other "issues" is assigned a proctor by Goodells office. We are looking for a company name and ask for your help.....comments on names? The name of the program we thought of, was WHAATMF (Whiteguy Helper Angels Assisting Thugs to be Model Foofball guys).
Each player mandated to the program is assigned one dorky, uncool, uncoordinated, fat (optional), whiteguy dude that will serve as his "Posse" for the required period of one year. This dorky white guy is the only "family" the player can hang with! The "Playa" can choose from our amble selection of Italians, Irish, Polish, Armenian, Scandinavian (a big hit down back in Da Hood) and we will have a Hebrew upgrade available as well. He will be allowed no contact with his other former "Playas" or I believe the term is "Homies" (correct me if I am wrong).
To qualify as a proctor, you must be embarrassing to be seen with in public, you must listen to Barry Manilow or Abba from an approved list of "tunes" made up by Roger Goodell. You must drive a Chevy Cavalier or a Ford Taurus with completely stock "14's" or again Goodell supplies the list of approved "rides". These cars must NOT be bulletproof, nor have been seen in any episode of "Whips" or "Pimp my ride" (may be excluded if they were the "before" edition). AM radios are preferred. Only one single dash speaker is allowed. Wheel covers are forbidden to spin in any way.
We will have each proctor set limits on the player that is their new "boy" (please note so I am not in trouble like Imus, This refers to a friendly associate or bosom buddy in a specific cool vernacular. It is not race specific).
As far as all "Tats", for the period of one year they must be washable to be removed. They will be allowed to be applied with spit as an option. None must refer to money "hurray" or your mother, or dead "boy" you use to roll with that has since been wasted.
Guns shall be limited to Super Squirters only. NO "Automatic" Super Squirters SHALL BE ACCEPTABLE.
Secret or cool handshakes, chest thumps, hand pumps or sky kisses will be strictly choreographed by your selected dorky, uncool guy who is more than likely, uncoordinated.
As far as language is concerned, the term "Was Up" or near may not be used nor can the term of a sexual involvement with a family member be used as adjective on, before or after each sentence or description of a person or thing, even if it meant as an endearment.
Clubs for entertainment shall be chosen strictly by the proctor and yes, Chucky Cheese is on the approved list.
Jewelery is verboden unless it is plastic or purchased at the Disney Store.
"Dreds" shall only be accepted if your Dorky White Dude "DWD" proctor (please DWD, it is meant at no offense) can grow the exact length and style to match that of the player (there will be NO exchanges if your proctor is hair folicle challenged!). Goodell and his G-Youth will check these at various times, unannounced.....ah, ha!
The original "Wissenator" shall only be allowed to be used for the said Players' own Pit Bulls or Rottweilers to check for pregnancy for some pups. Speaking of peeing, your DWD proctor must enter the rest room with you every time you "tinkle" so no funny stuff goes on. We hope that every NFL candidate does not have "stage fright".
We believe that at the end of a year, said NFL player will no longer be cool, his rags (suits) will be constructed only of polyester and less than $100 off the rack, he will NOT be interested in an Escalade for his ride of choice, his "Dates" (careful) will actually not show off their undergarments and his casual clothing will be held up at his waste.....with a belt! His "crib" will not longer have "Cristal" in the refrigerator or any silk sheets, plus his mother will be allowed access and to stay as long as she wants. A BONG will only be what his door bell sounds like. The only "Strip" stuff to be concerned with is to Sit down with your dorky DWD "boy" and watch the TV episodes of Norm Abrams on PBS "This Old House", refinishing the floors on that 1850 colonial in Cambridge. No bags of money are required. Very inexpensive beer and bargain pretzels set the tone here. Bruins reruns are a good alternate choice of visual entertainment, especially old Bobby Orr games.
I am volunteering my services for the Pacman. "We can do him up"-Our company motto. No cool guy will ever want to roll with this dude again. Wonder if he will miss the gun play?
Finally DUI will mean DO UNDERSTAND IT, now. I might begin to take some responsibility.
Do we have any readers from the Cincinnati area who would consider the job? Many openings!
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