Gotta train the kids early

[convertedpatsfan]

So my wife is due this month with our first baby. My friends got me a great diaper cake as a gift. They know me so well.









We could use another pass rusher...



3 layers of diapers. This should last...oh....a day...







Now let's just hope he isn't born on a Sunday...

 

[patriot1136]

Badass

 

[mayoclinic]

Congratulations! And I would strongly recommend this:

http://hyenacart.com/squeeziecheeks/mt/2510/99379/New-York-Jets-Cloth-Diaper

That way your kid can learn to poop on the Jets right from the start (turn it inside-out, of course).

 

[borg]

Amazing gift...you have great friends. Is the "Diaper Cake" their original idea or is it a common baby shower gift?

 

[Jackson 2]

Excellent work. This is overwhelmingly critical. When our daughter was 6 she fell under the influence of a neighborhood playmate whose family were Jets fan immigrants from Long Island. During the April school vacation we sent our daughter to a Patriots indoctrination camp for young children She's been fine ever since. Just something to keep in mind.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Congratulations to you and your wife on the future addition to your family! @convertedpatsfan.

 

[borg]

Excellent work. This is overwhelmingly critical. When our daughter was 6 she fell under the influence of a neighborhood playmate whose family were Jets fan immigrants from Long Island. During the April school vacation we sent our daughter to a Patriots indoctrination camp for young children She's been fine ever since. Just something to keep in mind.

My family...we live amongst the fishes in S. Florida. My teenager boys have lived all their lives down here and I am happy to say my kids have NEVER watched a Dolphin game unless NE is playing them. It helps that the Fish have been virtually irrelevant all their lives. My youngest used to live at the sports memorabilia store in the mall accumulating Brady and Ortiz collectibles. Indoctrination complete

 

[Jackson 2]

My family...we live amongst the fishes in S. Florida. My teenager boys have lived all their lives down here and I am happy to say my kids have NEVER watched a Dolphin game unless NE is playing them. It helps that the Fish have been virtually irrelevant all their lives. My youngest used to live at the sports memorabilia store in the mall accumulating Brady and Ortiz collectibles. Indoctrination complete

Kudos. Well-done. Outstanding parenting.

 

[102 Pat]

Congrats! And may I suggest eBAY for some cheap infant jerseys, etc, etc

 

[Galeb]

Excellent work. This is overwhelmingly critical. When our daughter was 6 she fell under the influence of a neighborhood playmate whose family were Jets fan immigrants from Long Island. During the April school vacation we sent our daughter to a Patriots indoctrination camp for young children She's been fine ever since. Just something to keep in mind.

You should have just had her vaccinated.

 

[Jackson 2]

You should have just had her vaccinated.

We're Christian Scientists.

 

[chasa]

... so like, no actual edible cake?

 

[Jackson 2]

On

... so like, no actual edible cake?

Only those laced with hallucinogens...

 

[Onedaful]

Congrats

 

[nabwong]

Congrats! This is gonna the best thing that happens to you!

 

[Galeb]

Congrats! This is gonna the best thing that happens to you!

The cake was certainly an excellent, thoughtful gift but let's not go overboard.

 

[chasa]

Congrats! This is gonna the best thing that happens to you!

nah man, there wasn't even any real cake. wait til you have a kid and someone gives you edible cake, it'll blow your mind.

 

[convertedpatsfan]

Amazing gift...you have great friends. Is the "Diaper Cake" their original idea or is it a common baby shower gift?

I think it's a fairly new thing. I hadn't heard about it until we got this one but it looks like there are many online, although they seem more geared towards little babies than hardcore Patriots fans of the future.

Excellent work. This is overwhelmingly critical. When our daughter was 6 she fell under the influence of a neighborhood playmate whose family were Jets fan immigrants from Long Island. During the April school vacation we sent our daughter to a Patriots indoctrination camp for young children She's been fine ever since. Just something to keep in mind.

Wow, that's amazing and a true testament of love of child. I know many who would have disowned her and left her in a parking lot somewhere so kudos to you.

Congratulations to you and your wife on the future addition to your family! @convertedpatsfan.

Thanks! I am going to miss sleep. But looking forward to telling him all about the tales of the lowly 6th-round 4th-string QB who would rise to become the mightiest king in the world...

 

[convertedpatsfan]

... so like, no actual edible cake?

I guess you could eat the diaper cake...if you really wanted to...

Congrats! This is gonna the best thing that happens to you!

Thanks. I keep hearing that. But we'll see. Right now, we're taking it day by day, one game at a time.

 

[ausbacker]

Don't think of it as training but more a gift that will forever improve your child's quality of life.