Content Post The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

[Joker]

is that a dumpster fire?...why yes...YES it is...

 

[ctpatsfan77]

is that a dumpster fire?...why yes...YES it is...

And it even matches their putrid uniforms. :singing:

 

[Joker]

Good Morning Jet Nam!

 

[Deus Irae]

According to Alex Marvez of FOXSports.com, the Jets have agreed to terms on a contract with former Green Bay Packers quarterback Graham Harrell. He’s expected to report to the team on Wednesday.

Report: Graham Harrell agrees to contract with Jets | ProFootballTalk

 

[Tunescribe]

Report: Graham Harrell agrees to contract with Jets | ProFootballTalk

I see Harrell wore No. 6 for the Packers. Ya think Li'l Marky will give it up for him?

 

[Deus Irae]

...I think we are a much improved team over last year.

I see us winning 7-9 games with Sanchez, maybe 8-11 with Geno and a good chance for a playoff spot.

I just don'r see us being bad this year

 

[Kontradiction]

I just don'r see us being bad this year

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

I just don'r see us being bad this year

You have to wonder how his dictionary defines as bad? Certainly doesn't seem like there's any reason to be optimistic and Rex is going down in a great ball of flame. Actually, his jet will crash with no real flame, I think he's out of gas.

 

[Fixit]

This thread was way too low on the front page, so stop slacking, ****ers.

Suck, the Jets do.

 

[Uncle Rico]

This thread was way too low on the front page, so stop slacking, ****ers.

Suck, the Jets do.

Hey, any post that pushes down a thread with "tongue bath" in its title is a good one, IMO. So your goal is doubly noble.

 

[Kontradiction]

 

[ewg_gestalt]

Looks like young master Smith has gotten the hang of how things work down in the swamp already. His future is most assuredly bright.

“When Geno carelessly scrambled out of the back of our end zone for a safety, I knew he was ready to lead the Jets in the regular season. He gets it.”
The Onion — Rookie Geno Smith has Already Mastered Jets' Offense

Meanwhile, Mark Sanchez bemoans his fate:

“My life would be great if I weren’t a quarterback in the NFL,” the 26-year-old reportedly thought to himself, growing melancholy as he envisioned living in a nice little town surrounded by people who genuinely liked him.
The Onion — Mark Sanchez Lies Awake At Night Fantasizing About What Life Would Have Been Like If He Never Played Football

 

[Deus Irae]

From Total Access: Sources tell me it's unlikely Mark Sanchez will be ready for Week 1 with his deep shoulder bruise. Hasn't thrown yet

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/373221101779681280

 

[chasa]

I just don'r see us being bad this year

only the jets could play 19 regular season games and still not win 10.

 

[ewg_gestalt]

only the jets could play 19 regular season games and still not win 10.

The Jets could play 11-on-7 against a Pop Warner team and still find a way to lose the game.

 

[Tunescribe]

The Jets could play 11-on-7 against a Pop Warner team and still find a way to lose the game.

The Jets lose against themselves everyday in practice. Gets them ready for the games.

 

[Fixit]

Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013: The New York Jets

 

[Deus Irae]

Bucs coach Greg Schiano says CB Darelle Revis should play on the season opener vs the Jets barring any setback before Sunday.

https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/373462678851043328

 

[BritPat]

Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013: The New York Jets

All kinds of awesome.

Robbie in particular had me laughing my backside off:

REX RYAN'S ******* TEETH. Have you seen those things? They're brighter than the goddamn sun. It's like staring into the Ark of the Covenant from Indiana Jones, which I would rather do than watch this dumpster fire of a team.

 

[nabwong]

That onion article is just so ridiculous. Mark Sanchez has plenty of fans....... In New England, buffalo and Miami.