Joey "0 Tackles Today" Porter Retires

[TyronePoole]

A sad day for fans of slap stick comedy

 

[PatsFanJess]

A sad day for fans of slap stick comedy

I didn't even know he was still playing. Good riddance.

 

[Joker]

..the Patriots cheated me out of a tackle today!!they edited their camera...everybody knows they do it!!..

 

[RobertWeathers]

Hate to admit it but Joey Porter had a fine NFL career. 98 career sacks, 12 INTs, 4 ProBowls, 1 All-Pro, and a SB ring.

Too bad he was an idiot.

 

[Kontradiction]

Eh, this isn't news. Let me know when he gets hit by a Mack truck.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

everyone cheered so load when they showed that LOL

 

[sly24]

He and LT should team up with Faulk to make the ultimate Patriots haters group on NFLN.

 

[blackglass3]

Good riddance, scumbag. Now he'll have more time to have 5 of his friends jump someone he doesn't like from behind.

 

[Raymond]

I hope he saved his money, because he'll never get any gigs on TV.

 

[Frezo]

I hope he saved his money, because he'll never get any gigs on TV.

He's a natural for the Ocho Show.

 

[Dingleberry]

He and LT should team up with Faulk to make the ultimate Patriots haters group on NFLN.

Lawrence Taylor?

Oh, you meant the lesser LdT, otherwise known as LT the lesser.

Add T Suggs to the list, and you have a hater square dance.

 

[DejaBLue]

 

[logan1130]

I can still hear the JOOOOEEEEEY, JOOOOOEEEEEY, JOOOOEEEEYYY, chants. Great crowd that day.