Pretty Funny thread from the IndyStar Colt Board

[3 to be 4]

http://www2.indystar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181745


I would participate in it, but I was banned from there after the 2004 post season. And I didnt even try to share the Gospel!!!

 

[pats1]

IIRC, they installed a new board since then, so you probably should be able to register...

 

[bosfan]

Funny stuff, Rae Carruth day to day - love it........

 

[tedylb]

If BB coached the Orioles in the 80's, Cal Ripken would have been questionable and day-to-day.

 

[Tunescribe]

http://www2.indystar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181745


I would participate in it, but I was banned from there after the 2004 post season. And I didnt even try to share the Gospel!!!

I was prohibited from posting after I chose the screen name Quarterhickvanderjerk.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

I was prohibited from posting after I chose the screen name Quarterhickvanderjerk.

Was that because it was already taken.....

 

[TomBradyWoot]

that looks like one of those good karma type threads.

 

[bishbash]

Uh, okay, so it's a Karma thread, Indy Style. But if you want to see better, check out the PatriotsPlanet Version:
http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?threadid=20529

 

[workhorse]

that looks like one of those good karma type threads.

It is a thread that is started every week for each opponent. It's been around for a while and was start to mock a guy that posted a serious panic thread by the same name in the middle of a game that the Colts came back and won. It started off as ridicule and is now a tradition.

 

[Born in the Bronx]

Here's my two cents.

I have picked the Patriots to win all 13 of their playoff games in the Brady era. They are a special team and will go down in NFL history as such, however, I am picking the Colts to win this game.

 

[tedylb]

and on that theme, I just got a preview of the Globe Headline this coming Sunday-on page B 28):

PATS DECIDE IT'S HOPELESS-FORFEIT TO COLTS!!!

BY CHB

In breaking news, the once mighty NE Patriots, after agonizing on all of their options, decided not to board their flight to Indianapolis. A source close to the team (hint: Ron Bores-us) said the decider was when the brilliant Shannon Sharpe picked the Colts by an AV field goal.

"What's the point?", said ex-coach Bill Bellichick (sic). "Why bother to go against Shannon?" BB, the former gridiron genius has just signed an exclusive contract to be a fashion consultant with Brooks Brothers.

And this just in: the ever financially frugal Kraft family not only canceled the hotel and flight reservations to Indy, but also announced the team would return to Foxboro from San Diego via Peter Pan, at the players' expense. A team spokesman said that these savings would be re-invested by hiring the the league's true genius, Art Shell to be new head coach, after freshly available Marty Schottenheimer, Bill Parcells, and Nick Saban all turned the job down. Terms of Shell's contract have yet to be revealed, but RB disclosed that the job will pay $10,000 per year (part time), with a $10 bonus in the unlikely event that the Pats win a game in 2007. The team has also decided to skip the upcoming 2007 draft, as the entire scouting staff has been raided by coach Mangini of the NY Jets.

The Globe regrets that it cannot provide further updates, as Sox pitchers and catchers are due to report to training camp in just 27 days...

 

[Born in the Bronx]

and on that theme, I just got a preview of the Globe Headline this coming Sunday-on page B 28):

PATS DECIDE IT'S HOPELESS-FORFEIT TO COLTS!!!

BY CHB

In breaking news, the once mighty NE Patriots, after agonizing on all of their options, decided not to board their flight to Indianapolis. A source close to the team (hint: Ron Bores-us) said the decider was when the brilliant Shannon Sharpe picked the Colts by an AV field goal.

"What's the point?", said ex-coach Bill Bellichick (sic). "Why bother to go against Shannon?" BB, the former gridiron genius has just signed an exclusive contract to be a fashion consultant with Brooks Brothers.

And this just in: the ever financially frugal Kraft family not only canceled the hotel and flight reservations to Indy, but also announced the team would return to Foxboro from San Diego via Peter Pan, at the players' expense. A team spokesman said that these savings would be re-invested by hiring the the league's true genius, Art Shell to be new head coach, after freshly available Marty Schottenheimer, Bill Parcells, and Nick Saban all turned the job down. Terms of Shell's contract have yet to be revealed, but RB disclosed that the job will pay $10,000 per year (part time), with a $10 bonus in the unlikely event that the Pats win a game in 2007. The team has also decided to skip the upcoming 2007 draft, as the entire scouting staff has been raided by coach Mangini of the NY Jets.

The Globe regrets that it cannot provide further updates, as Sox pitchers and catchers are due to report to training camp in just 27 days...

Boston writers are so witty!

 

[Joker]

The hick farmers ban everybody who doesn't worship at the Pay-Me-Tons altar...the Star is the biggest joke board in the country