Gronkfest: Pats sign Dan Gronkowski

[FreeTedWilliams]

So, when are we picking up Jason McCourty?

He is starting now for the Titans next to this guy:

 

[TheSolderKing]

@ggronko: @DGronko is officially a New England Patriot! Gronk bros tearing up NE! #unstoppable #superbowl SOO HYPED!!!

How will we cope with 2 Gronk's?!

I LOVE IT!!!!! can he do Crumps roll you think?

 

[Username]

We need the other Mayo now too

 

[Garbanza]

One man's pantie party is another woman's irrational gainsaying. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

... LOL! Guess my boat is different.

I like Rob Gronkowski - a lot. Think he's a fine addition to the Pats. If he can become the next Ben Coates, I may actually love him. Yup, my love must be earned. LOL!


That said, Alge Crumpler's shoulder must be shredded meat. Bummer. I was really hoping he'd come back.

 

[TheSolderKing]

Exactly. The guy had 9 catches for 69 yards in the last two years. Guess Miami will have to change their defensive game plan now.

The dude was a Fullback in Dallas. Here hopefully he can do Crumps Role and be reliable.


as a FB u don't see much action. He did get romo hurt don't forget. Lucky for us TE is not a FB



2 GRONK's is


edit- who got released?

 

[Patriot_in_NY]

Re: Dan Gronkowski signs w/Patriots?

I swear....... Belichick must sit in his office and think of different ways to EFF with the rest of the NFL.

I can see it now........The moment he became available, BB musta called BOB into his office and the conversations went like this.

BB: Did you know Gronk's brother Dan is available.

BOB: No, Really? I didn't know that.......

BB: Yeah, and we're gonna sign him too.

BOB: Why would we do that?

BB: Why the hell not? Because we can. Now listen..... I want you to design a play where Gronk lines up as a HB and take a direct snap and then throws a TD pass to Gronk. Got it?

BOB: Yeah but which one is the HB and which one goes out for the pass?

BB Who gives a sh!t. Just make it happen, and I want it ready for W1 against the Dolphins.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

The dude was a Fullback in Dallas. Here hopefully he can do Crumps Role and be reliable.


as a FB u don't see much action. He did get romo hurt don't forget. Lucky for us TE is not a FB

OK. . . . let's go through this again:

Bro 1 (Gordon): plays baseball
Bro 2 (Dan): apparently the newest Patriot
Bro 3 (Chris): the former Cowboys FB who nearly got Romo killed, now a Colt
Bro 4 (Rob): GRONK
Bro 5 (Glenn): at K-State

 

[The-Hooded-One]

The dude was a Fullback in Dallas. Here hopefully he can do Crumps Role and be reliable.


as a FB u don't see much action. He did get romo hurt don't forget. Lucky for us TE is not a FB



2 GRONK's is


edit- who got released?

You have the wrong Gronk. The 3rd brother is a fullback and is now with the Colts.

 

[BelichickFan]

I'm starting to suspect that Bill likes saying Gronk as much as we do.

The problem now is they'll have to stop calling Gronk (the original) Gronk because two will come running. Brady always calls him Gronk. Now he's going to have to call him Rob or something. Or maybe Dan will be Dan and Rob gets grandfathered in as Gronk.

What a mess.

:rocker:

 

[TheSolderKing]

You need a gronkucation. Let me explain it to you: more Gronks = more better.

qword.


that family produces Pro's


3 NFL'ers
1 MLB Gronk

and a promising D-1 QB Gronk.

if the father was a race horse his STUD Fee would be off the charts... obviously w/ Humans it means less. Horses Breeding is based on Dad and his family history.

what did the Parent Gronks do??? what kind of Athletes were they?

 

[Ivan]

Kind of sucks but my ignore list keeps getting longer as I cannot keep posters who use videos in their signatures active or they lock up my computer.

 

[ctpatsfan77]

The problem now is they'll have to stop calling Gronk (the original) Gronk because two will come running. Brady always calls him Gronk. Now he's going to have to call him Rob or something. Or maybe Dan will be Dan and Rob gets grandfathered in as Gronk.

What a mess.

:rocker:

Well, since Rob is the bigger GRONK, imagine if Dan became mini-Gronk.

 

[Froob]

We need the other Mayo now too

Wait there's another one? and solderking you're thinking of the wrong gronk, that's chris and he went to the colts.

 

[SanAngeloState]

So who do they cut to make room for this guy? I don't really get the cirlce jerk about him, he's not good enough to make it on any other roster in the league, apparently.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

The problem now is they'll have to stop calling Gronk (the original) Gronk because two will come running. Brady always calls him Gronk. Now he's going to have to call him Rob or something. Or maybe Dan will be Dan and Rob gets grandfathered in as Gronk.

What a mess.

:rocker:

Gronk original and Gronk extra crispy.

or Gronk and Gronk Lite

 

[TheSolderKing]

You have the wrong Gronk. The 3rd brother is a fullback and is now with the Colts.

thnx



3 NFL Gronk's
1 MLB Gronk
and an impressive D-1 QB GRONK

5 PRO's QB Gronk will be a Pro watch

that family Breeds phenoms


what did parents do?

 

[Ivan]

So who do they cut to make room for this guy? I don't really get the cirlce jerk about him, he's not good enough to make it on any other roster in the league, apparently.

I don't know if it's possible for a person to be more miserable than you are, no matter what the topic is you weigh in with the most negative take possible. You really need to lighten up.

 

[The-Hooded-One]

So who do they cut to make room for this guy? I don't really get the cirlce jerk about him, he's not good enough to make it on any other roster in the league, apparently.

This is such a tired argument, acting like players released by one team can't go on to contribute to another team. And the "***********" is because some people have a sense of fun.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

Kind of sucks but my ignore list keeps getting longer as I cannot keep posters who use videos in their signatures active or they lock up my computer.

click User CP
click Edit Options

then Turn off signatures

 

[TheSolderKing]

OK. . . . let's go through this again:

Bro 1 (Gordon): plays baseball
Bro 2 (Dan): apparently the news Patriot
Bro 3 (Chris): the former Cowboys FB who nearly got Romo killed, now a Colt
Bro 4 (Rob): GRONK
Bro 5 (Glenn): at K-State

I know. I still want to know what the parents did as athletes. No family can match up w/ the Gronk familiy in terms of kicking out PRO talent